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2/6/2005 2:14:43 AM
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Cortana.....

What would you do if Cortana (though, very holographic) appeared right by you? I'd poke her even though she's holographic over and over again until she says stop, and then I just poking her over and over again. Ah, love. Would you do the same? Or what would you guys do?
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  • Id throw a magnet at her

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  • Check out my awesome[/sarcasm] picture of Cortana! [url=http://artpad.art.com/?ibi0un371a4]clicky[/url]

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  • I would make her get me free xbox live then get super cool mod i halo 2 that will make you invincible in xbox live and they cant ban mr cause cortana will hack xbox live then i wiuld poke her.

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  • i would hide behind a chair and throw things at her. or make her get me free stuff

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] X Slicer X Edit: The smallest of things amuse me :D.[/quote] That is why we have a mini-flood video just for you![/quote] Thats it I am getting the baseball bat...

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  • id say get me free xbox live then when she does that id say make my internet faster then id say hack the school computers and give me admin powers then id say do my homework then you can have 5 mins play then back to work she would never get bored

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  • I'm quite sure that the whole "Logical paradox kills AIs was around longer than Futurama.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Theeaglesleader I'd create a logical paradox and watch her explode.[/quote] that is only an urban legend started by futerama. and i would put her in my computer and make her destroy a thread above called the flood are spreading.

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  • I'd create a logical paradox and watch her explode.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] X Slicer X Edit: The smallest of things amuse me :D.[/quote] That is why we have a mini-flood video just for you!

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  • ....*WHACK*....Bad Texas Ben bad...no covenent -blam!-...NO.... I'd keep unplugging her and plug her back in till I got bored...then I'd go play halo 2. Edit: The smallest of things amuse me :D. [Edited on 2/5/2005 9:31:57 PM]

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  • Invisi-post!

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  • i'd probably crap my pants if what resembled a small, purple, semi-transparent woman appeared next to me

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  • Wait till you see the super-duper brute-on-flood action!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MJOLNIR Armored What would you do if Cortana (though, very holographic) appeared right by you? I'd poke her even though she's holographic over and over again until she says stop, and then I just poking her over and over again. Ah, love. Would you do the same? Or what would you guys do?[/quote] yeah i would [i]poke[/i] her alright *throws up the horns*.

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  • I would order her to get me a cheeseburger, and when she told me that she couldn't do that because she's a hologram i would tell her to do it anyway. then i'd laugh

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben Wanna see the hunter/prophet webcam?[/quote] I knew you were going to crack...just not when....

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  • Wanna see the hunter/prophet webcam?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Griffin Spades [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben I would make her show me some hot grunty -blam!-![/quote] you sir have crossed the line, *sigh* could of been worse and been elite or drobe -blam!-.[/quote] I make that stuff at home.[/quote] That's slighty disturbing,all of it.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Griffin Spades [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben I would make her show me some hot grunty -blam!-![/quote] you sir have crossed the line, *sigh* could of been worse and been elite or drobe -blam!-.[/quote] I make that stuff at home.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben I would make her show me some hot grunty -blam!-![/quote] you sir have crossed the line, *sigh* could of been worse and been elite or drobe -blam!-.

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  • I would make her show me some hot grunty -blam!-!

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  • I see many of you have done your homework, as Cortana is an AI built specifically for infiltrating computer networks; a job which she does spledidly. I'd ask her how the hell to erase cookies on a Mac!!!!!! How do you erase cookies on a mac?

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  • I would have her bring advancements in modern technology and then with these advancements bring out mjolnir armor.

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  • I'd ask Cortona to hack into a site so she can mail me some of those $5,000 pleasure dolls, or put lots of money into my account. But either way I'd poke myself in front of her.

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  • I'd ask her how she, personally, spells the N word used to be mean to people who are new to the game by people who act like they have always been a vet at Halo. I mean, she could spell it noob, n00b, newb, newbie, or maybe they thought of a new way by the year 2552.

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