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If you haven't lost your virginity by 16

If you haven't lost your virginity by 16, you fail at life. There's literally absolutely no good excuse. I was born with debilitating social anxiety. But guess what? I manned the -blam!- up and after losing my virginity at 15, have -blam!-ed 10 different women/girls since. It takes initiative, effort, and the end to wishthinking and hoping something will just fall into your lap, because it seldom does. The bottom line is, the majority of women will put out if you pursue them. It's a matter of making the first move and taking what is offered. PM me if you need advice.

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  • Dude....YOU ARE A KID! No friggin adult would talk that way this is childish stuff....by the way, people who talk you often have a small dick, resulting in "macho" behaviour ....just like b.a. baracus would say: "i pity the fool"! [spoiler]now come at me with your childish jibberish[/spoiler]

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  • When OP is 12

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  • [quote]I'm only here for the comments.[/quote]

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  • Masturbating thinking about them after saying "hi" then walking away never to speak to them again doesn't count.

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    • Shut up meg

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    • [quote] I manned the -blam!- up and after losing my virginity at 15, have -blam!-ed 10 different women/girls since.[/quote] Problem is that OP is 73 years old, and none of them were consensual.

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      • Edited by Half: 12/2/2015 6:52:20 PM
        You're the type of person who would nut in their pants after a girl says hi to them. The fact that you are boasting about it makes my statement correct

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      • gr8 b8 m8 no d-b8 i r8 it an 8 i h8 2 b in an ir8 st8 but its my f8 hey m8 i apreci8 that u r8 it gr8 u wanna d8 and mayb masturb8 i can ask n8 and we can meet at the g8 dont b l8 gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it an 8/8 plz don't h8 gr8 b8 m8 cant even h8 so I r8 8 outta 8 Gr8 b8 m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8., I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8.

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      • Uh, no.

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      • When you get old enough, the "difference" between 16 or even in their 20's seems almost insignificant. People's "first time" is theirs to have and they should have it on their own terms. Have it sooner, have it later, treat it as if it is something to get over and done with, or something special to save for a special moment/partner, to "pull it off like a band-aid" or to "treasure and savor it as a once in a lifetime experience".... all up to the person themselves. What works for one person may be a terrible idea for someone else. Sex is sex, and it is something different for each person. It can be a simple and casual thing for one person, and a complex, terrifying and soul-baring situation for another person. No matter the person, it should be on their terms, at their pace, and they and their partner should each do their best to make the moment as fun and enjoyable as they can for themselves and each other. But put a number or age on it? Kinda pointless if you ask me. Oh, and I know that this was b8, but I like answering b8 with something honest and hopefully helpful.

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        • Oh boy, well have fun working 3 minimum wage jobs the rest of your life just trying to pay child support, because that's the direction you're headed. Why not put more of your focus toward a career and education? You'll find a better quality of woman that way, rather than all the loose lips you've been trying to get at in high school.

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            Did anyone pm you?

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            • How many STD's do you have?

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              • Why would I want to get married at 16?

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              • [quote]If you haven't lost your virginity by 16, you fail at life. There's literally absolutely no good excuse. I was born with debilitating social anxiety. But guess what? I manned the -blam!- up and after losing my virginity at 15, have -blam!-ed 10 different women/girls since. It takes initiative, effort, and the end to wishthinking and hoping something will just fall into your lap, because it seldom does. The bottom line is, the majority of women will put out if you pursue them. It's a matter of making the first move and taking what is offered. PM me if you need advice.[/quote] So I fail at life lol

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              • Wow

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              • OP went full retard. Never go full retard. And yes, I took the b8.

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              • Edited by TheTrickyTrixie: 3/22/2015 4:59:08 PM
                You lost your Virginity but you probably dropped out of school, still live with your parents & work at McDonalds or something.... Why are we supposed to be impressed again? [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]

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              • "You know nothing, Jon Snow."

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                • I lost my virginity to my uncle when I was 7... Does that count?

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                  • Losing your virginity at a young age is not a sign of accomplishment, renown, or respectability.

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                  • The -blam!- cares ur opinion U stupid slut

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                  • fake and gay

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                  • Guess what? I'm 19. Guess what? I'm a Virgin. You wanna know why? Because I'd actually like to lose my virginity to someone I actually have a relationship with.. I'm not a slut like you. [spoiler]I have morals [/spoiler]

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                    • Quite honestly in my culture we call people who lose their virginity before 16 [i]chavs[/i]

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                      • I got my asshole fisted by 6 girls at age 12 then had sex with their mothers couches. I AM GOD.

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