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I met DeeJ in real life.

have you ever met DeeJ in your life? i did, i saw him while he was shopping 3 years ago and i was stunned. my child hero was there, in front of me, he just took a quick glance at me and passed me by. he did it with such charism of a casual but classy man who knows what he is doing. i wanted to smell his clothes so bad because i always wondered how DeeJ smells. i followed him after, i would never ever hurt him, i just wanted to know where he lives so i could walk around his neighbourhood and maybe start a little talk with him. he wasnt heading home obviously, but even if i started conversation with him i wouldnt know what to say. what to tell him who already knows everything. its hard to impress such wisdom guys like him. i was happy but i was sad too because i realized how small i am. anyway, this is my song for DeeJ in my native language http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

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  • OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself You can try this at home You can be just like me! Mic check one two.. we recordin? I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus I strangled you to death then I choked you again Then break your fuсking legs till your bones poke through your skin You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally I get you blunted off of funny home grown Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono Ohh no!! So if I said I never did drugs That would mean I lie AND get fuсked more than the President does Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert I ripped her fuсkin tonsils out and fed her sherbet Bitch! My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads fuсk you! Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez Follow me and do exactly what the song says: smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin skill Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist How the fuсk can I be white, I don't even exist I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave? And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave? Now follow me and do exactly what you see Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D. Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold' Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco we did it! My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer psssssssh My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits A premature birth that was four minutes late Mother.. are you there? I love you I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain? I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it I came to the club drunk with a fake ID Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! I've been with 10 women who got HIV Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! I got genital warts and it burns when I pee Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!

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  • I have. So has shacker. He poured a glass of water on him.

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    • [quote]I was level 21 I loved xur so much I had all the strange exotics and curios I prayed to xur every night thanking him for my exotics Xur is love I said xur is life My vanguard heard me and called me a fаggot I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to xur I called him a сunt He slaps me and sends me to go rank up my vanguard rank I'm crying now and out of strange coins A cool darkness moves behind me It's XUR!!! He makes me the happiest man alive He says to me "please me mortal" He grabs me with his powerful agent hands I am ready I spread my аss cheeks for xur He penetrates my butthole with his gjallarhorn I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes begin to water He screams a mighty scream as he filled my butt with his chatterwhite My vanguard comes in just as xur finishes He looks him straight in the eyes and says "The darkness has consumed you" Xur jumps off the ledge near the spawn point and flys away Xur is love Xur... ...IS .......LIFE[/quote]

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      • DeeJ is love, DeeJ is life That being said, my phone autocorrects deej to DeeJ

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      • [b] [/b]

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      • I'm sorry.

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      • I knew as soon as I clicked the link what had happened...but it was to late

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      • Truly the story of unrequited love. I r8 8/8 m8. So sad, such story, wow. Superman would beat goku... if goku read this and went into deep depresion over how sad it is.

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        • So are you a pegboy apprentice

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        • I have to bump this sad story. I hope you find a way to communicate with him in real life (or if he sees this he may contact you).

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          • I SHALL BUMP!

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              • ;-;

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