I'll go first:
[quote]Why do the Fallen in Destiny have four arms?
[spoiler][b]To hear the rest of this joke, please purchase the [i]Six Limbs from Hell[/i] expansion for the low price of $20.[/b][/spoiler][/quote]
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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari [spoiler]i don't have a Ferrari in my garage[/spoiler]