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Edited by White Chaika: 2/13/2015 11:28:23 AM
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A theory on Xûr, agent of the dissapointment

For a while, Ive been wondering on the following questions each week i see xûr coming with his backpack labeled "weekly guardian salt": 1.Why no -blam!-ing Red Death? 2. Why no -blam!-ing Heavy ammo synthesis? 3. Why no -blam!-ing jellyhorn? (i have 2 of them but just throwing this question in to people that dont) 4. why no -blam!-ing (insert your wanted exotic here) After digging through Xûr's weekly bag of ass containing nothing but unwanted exotics and used syringes, it happened. i had an epiphany. What if we stop -blam!-ing hoping that xur sells a jellyhorn, suros, red death, helm of saint-14, praxic fire blahblahblah or heavy ammo synths? i have a theory, and i shall explain. those clever bastards at bungie have a desire sensor built-in to their game that knows what we want, and refuses to give it to us until we stop desiring it. so maybe if we stop telling bungie to go -blam!- themselves for not giving us our weekend high, maybe theyll decide to give us what we really want (or wanted in this matter)? so guys next week, lets give this a try. what ever exotic youve always wanted; stop wanting it. i asure you that you will get your exotic the next week or two when you do the nightfall or raids for the 51th time how can i have proof that this will work for you? i have enough proof within my characters of 2 jellys that you could have but dont that i never really wanted (seriously i went in blind in the vault of ass for the first time and it just popped lmao) have fun

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  • I gave up hope he's ever going to sell anything I want. That rules out Thunderlord, Red Death, and Gjallarhorn. Xur -blam!-s us because he knows that we'll be back for more next week. And we'll PAY HIM to do so. All this means is that Bungie wants everyone to go back to Evolve and me to go back to Dark Souls.

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