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12/6/2012 10:46:06 PM
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Is life just a sick joke?
I hate my -blam!- life. I'm a god damn failure. I'm 22 years old and I'm a -blam!- lowly cook at a fast food joint. This is the only job I've ever had and I'll probably never get a better one. My coworker harasses me verbally everyday. If I told my boss, he would probably just cut my already low salary. All that jerk cares about is money.
Outside of work, I don't do anything. My best friend is mentally retarded, but I suppose that's better than nothing. I am in love with one of my neighbors. She's a gorgeous Southern belle who just moved here, but I'm sure she hates me too. -blam!-.
I'm stuck in my hometown because I never learned how to drive. I fail the driver's test EVERY -blam!- TIME I TAKE IT. -blam!- THIS.
Worst of all is that I live in a -blam!- pineapple at the bottom of the sea.
[Edited on 12.06.2012 2:48 PM PST]
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Life is what you make it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadGiggy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TehWarMoose But he's like... 50.[/quote] Can you prove it?[/quote] At one point, he stated that he had 374 employee of the month awards, which adds up to about 31 years. Assuming that he had to be at least 18 to begin working, that would put his age at 49+.
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I knew it. You can't trick me dammit!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TehWarMoose But he's like... 50.[/quote] Can you prove it?
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But he's like... 50.
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Yeah, someone needs to make the Squidward equivalent of this
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Guscon This was new to me, and I enjoyed it ^^[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bagan bodies 2 Why flood, why must you spread the cancerous copy pasta? Why?[/quote] Because some people still haven't seen it. At least it's not as bad as the arrow to the knee meme. [Edited on 12.09.2012 10:07 AM PST]
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10/10. My good sir.
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Why flood, why must you spread the cancerous copy pasta? Why?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Lemur Monkey Oh look... this again.[/quote]\ Sorry, this didn't offend you, did it?
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Oh look... this again.
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I see what you did there.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 >copypastes copypasta >takes credit for said copypasta >"I just wanted to spread the word" >bumps thread after a day Gg.[/quote] Yes, good game to you too.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kyle Knight [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadGiggy I hate my -blam!- life. I'm a god damn failure. I'm 22 years old and I'm a -blam!- lowly cook at a fast food joint. This is the only job I've ever had and I'll probably never get a better one. My coworker harasses me verbally everyday. If I told my boss, he would probably just cut my already low salary. All that jerk cares about is money. Outside of work, I don't do anything. My best friend is mentally retarded, but I suppose that's better than nothing. I am in love with one of my neighbors. She's a gorgeous Southern belle who just moved here, but I'm sure she hates me too. -blam!-. I'm stuck in my hometown because I never learned how to drive. I fail the driver's test EVERY -blam!- TIME I TAKE IT. -blam!- THIS. Worst of all is that I live in a -blam!- pineapple at the bottom of the sea.[/quote] Lol I see what you did there...actually tricked me for a second OT: My "member" status was once "heroic member" until I was banned for two weeks for Spongebob Parody Spamming... ...ah...so many fry cook jokes...so many swings of oh mighty hammer of bandatitude[/quote] I got banned for pretending to be a Communist. I guess my crime was more severe than yours. [Edited on 12.08.2012 7:26 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Not The Joker Oh. OH. OHHHHH[/quote]
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LMAO!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CamCamm Yes. You puking and laughing yet?[/quote] Those of us who didn't see it already are.
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OP sounds like someone I know. Where do you live OP? Edit: WTF, should have read this thread before posting... [Edited on 12.07.2012 9:15 PM PST]
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Yes. You puking and laughing yet?
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lololol
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadGiggy I hate my -blam!- life. I'm a god damn failure. I'm 22 years old and I'm a -blam!- lowly cook at a fast food joint. This is the only job I've ever had and I'll probably never get a better one. My coworker harasses me verbally everyday. If I told my boss, he would probably just cut my already low salary. All that jerk cares about is money. Outside of work, I don't do anything. My best friend is mentally retarded, but I suppose that's better than nothing. I am in love with one of my neighbors. She's a gorgeous Southern belle who just moved here, but I'm sure she hates me too. -blam!-. I'm stuck in my hometown because I never learned how to drive. I fail the driver's test EVERY -blam!- TIME I TAKE IT. -blam!- THIS. Worst of all is that I live in a -blam!- pineapple at the bottom of the sea.[/quote] Lol I see what you did there...actually tricked me for a second OT: My "member" status was once "heroic member" until I was banned for two weeks for Spongebob Parody Spamming... ...ah...so many fry cook jokes...so many swings of oh mighty hammer of bandatitude
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(not origanal) 1/10
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>copypastes copypasta >takes credit for said copypasta >"I just wanted to spread the word" >bumps thread after a day Gg.
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Such an old copypasta. Anyone who thinks this is original or 'legendary' is a moron.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SHAOLINMONKEY 93 Seen this one before, but because of the way you worded this one I am to deduce that you fabricated this without foreknowledge of such a gag already being in existence.[/quote] No, I did copy this.
