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11/20/2012 12:41:36 AM
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Flood, my life is horrible.
First of all, I never new my parents. I spent my childhood around doctors the whole time, and never had any friends. Growing up, I was naturally weak and so I had to take drugs to even me out, which has turned out to have horrible side effects on my growth. These days, I barely get any sun. The only person I can talk to is a computer program and some -blam!- coworkers. I have a horrible sense of clothing, and I never want to show my face because I am so pale. Worst thing is, they all expect me to save them from the Prometheans and keep calling me Master Chief.
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8/10. Did not see coming, and I usually see those things coming.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JAM Pancakes and never had any friends. [/quote]wrong. John-117 made friends with Kelly-087 and Sam-034. Look it up.
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So...You're telling me you don't fap?
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Things will get better john. In the meantime, fap to cortana
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A 3 Legged Goat coming a mile away [/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ulquiorra Cifer [url=http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lltzgnHi5F1qzib3wo1_400.jpg]Not bad.[/url][/quote]
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Saw it coming a mile away
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9/11 This will be remembered. [Edited on 11.19.2012 5:16 PM PST]
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10/10 Would read again
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Its ok *pats on back* its all going to be ok.
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4/10.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wyzilla [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JAM Pancakes First of all, I never new my parents. I spent my childhood around doctors the whole time, and never had any friends. Growing up, I was naturally weak and so I had to take drugs to even me out, which has turned out to have horrible side effects on my growth. These days, I barely get any sun. The only person I can talk to is a computer program and some -blam!- coworkers. I have a horrible sense of clothing, and I never want to show my face because I am so pale. Worst thing is, they all expect me to save them from the Prometheans and keep calling me Master Chief. [/quote] I have Crohn's disease, a precancerous condition that causes polyps to grow throughout my GI tract and forced the removal of my colon to prevent cancer, have malformed feet (hyper-pronation that has required surgery), and have an inflammatory liver disease that will require a transplant in the hopefully far-off future. Try again OP.[/quote]Boo hoo, you didn't read.
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Lol, I didn't read to the end.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wyzilla [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JAM Pancakes First of all, I never new my parents. I spent my childhood around doctors the whole time, and never had any friends. Growing up, I was naturally weak and so I had to take drugs to even me out, which has turned out to have horrible side effects on my growth. These days, I barely get any sun. The only person I can talk to is a computer program and some -blam!- coworkers. I have a horrible sense of clothing, and I never want to show my face because I am so pale. Worst thing is, they all expect me to save them from the Prometheans and keep calling me Master Chief. [/quote] I have Crohn's disease, a precancerous condition that causes polyps to grow throughout my GI tract and forced the removal of my colon to prevent cancer, have malformed feet (hyper-pronation that has required surgery), and have an inflammatory liver disease that will require a transplant in the hopefully far-off future. Try again OP.[/quote]that doesn't sound like the arbiter at all besides the feet
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[url=http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lltzgnHi5F1qzib3wo1_400.jpg]Not bad.[/url]
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Shadows1907
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I thought John was actually stronger than all the other kids of his age. But that was funny. [Edited on 11.19.2012 5:05 PM PST]
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Get a ROM of [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znU3P46oMls&feature=relmfu]this[/url] game.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JAM Pancakes First of all, I never new my parents. I spent my childhood around doctors the whole time, and never had any friends. Growing up, I was naturally weak and so I had to take drugs to even me out, which has turned out to have horrible side effects on my growth. These days, I barely get any sun. The only person I can talk to is a computer program and some -blam!- coworkers. I have a horrible sense of clothing, and I never want to show my face because I am so pale. Worst thing is, they all expect me to save them from the Prometheans and keep calling me Master Chief. [/quote] I have Crohn's disease, a precancerous condition that causes polyps to grow throughout my GI tract and forced the removal of my colon to prevent cancer, have malformed feet (hyper-pronation that has required surgery), and have an inflammatory liver disease that will require a transplant in the hopefully far-off future. Try again OP.
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Master Chief was actually naturally strong, but carry on.
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That's like, 90% of the Flood.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Arbiter 739 7/10 Could really be done much better, though a chuckle [u]was[/u] done. [/quote]Is mad because his life isn't as pitiful as yours (the only bad thing that happened to you was getting branded with a hot alien-brand'ing-thingy).
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Wow. 9/10 would read again.
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People think this was funny? I don't find this remotely amusing.
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panzie
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[url=http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs41/i/2009/020/0/4/Art_from___300_____Ephialtes_by_schellstudio.jpg]You misled me . . .[/url]
