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Go to page 69 of your nearest book [Fixed]

Write out the first line and replace every noun with d1ck. Crap. Failed thread. Continue being relevant and on topic however. [Edited on 10.10.2012 7:55 PM PDT]
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  • . [Edited on 10.10.2012 9:30 PM PDT]

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  • "There was only one dick that could give dick the feeling dick wanted to experience; dick was the only form of enjoyment dick had found."-Atlas Shrugged

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  • - [Edited on 10.10.2012 9:28 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] anonymoss The dick lasts about twenty dicks, and ends up at the City Circle (pronouns don't count?), where dicks will welcome us, play the dick, and escort us into the Training Center which will be our dick until the Games begin.[/quote] You read the Hunger Games.

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  • "Physics", by Douglas C. Giancoli. pg 68 "The kinds of dick placed in a dick are those that do not pg 69 dick rapidly under the action of dick." [Edited on 10.10.2012 8:22 PM PDT]

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  • This made laugh. Oh my god, that is funny! [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] M94 Mushroom Man -blam!-, -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-. -blam!- -blam!-[/quote]

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  • The dick lasts about twenty dicks, and ends up at the City Circle (pronouns don't count?), where dicks will welcome us, play the dick, and escort us into the Training Center which will be our dick until the Games begin.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AlmondJoy99 Hm, lets see here.. Ah! Great Expectations! *flips to page 69* Ahem.. "Dicks!" Repeated my dick. 'Where did you get dicks from?' "Out of a dick,' said I. 'And there was no dick in the dick, but it was all lighted up with dicks.' "That's true, dick,' said Mr. Phumblechook, with a grave dick. "That's the dick of the dick, for that much I've seen myself.' If they had asked me any more dicks, I should undoubtedly betrayed myself, for I was even then on the dick of mentioning there was a dick in the dick, and a dick in the dick.[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ChampRKO117 Working with a dick, ask and answer questions about the age of the following dicks. Make educated guesses! Hey this is fun![/quote]Dick! Grab the dick before it falls off! Anyway, it depresses me to see all of this self censorship.

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  • Working with a dick, ask and answer questions about the age of the following dicks. Make educated guesses! Hey this is fun! [Edited on 10.10.2012 7:58 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TommyPiplup "He was trapped on a god forsaken dick, alone, and mauled within an inch of his life by a giant white monster dick." Sounds pretty hawt.[/quote] It really does.

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  • "I prepared my personal dick, dick, and assembled the dick hunters dick outside the gates of the dick, where the dick suddenly went cold... cold as dick"

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  • "He was trapped on a god forsaken dick, alone, and mauled within an inch of his life by a giant white monster dick." Sounds pretty hawt.

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    [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ChemicalEnvy WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?! ROACH, YOU ARE GOING to get banned![/quote] Why? Fixed so not spam/excessive profanity. It's a genuine thread now, it just took a while for me to actually edit the damn thing to get it that way. And lol, this just reminded me of the time you got banned. [Edited on 10.10.2012 7:57 PM PDT]

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  • 47. How close to dick do we have to take dick so that... 1/(x+3)^4 > 100

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  • Hm, lets see here.. Ah! Great Expectations! *flips to page 69* Ahem.. "Dicks!" Repeated my dick. 'Where did you get dicks from?' "Out of a dick,' said I. 'And there was no dick in the dick, but it was all lighted up with dicks.' "That's true, dick,' said Mr. Phumblechook, with a grave dick. "That's the dick of the dick, for that much I've seen myself.' If they had asked me any more dicks, I should undoubtedly betrayed myself, for I was even then on the dick of mentioning there was a dick in the dick, and a dick in the dick.

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  • WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?! ROACH, YOU ARE GOING to get banned!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Haloroach Write out the first line and replace every noun with d1ck.[/quote] Too many edits OP.

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  • Ugh... here goes. "He warmed himself and watched a dick of dick glow the size of his dick at the bottom of the dick."

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  • It's funny because dick doesn't get censored.

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  • surprisingly (in)appropriate "extracted dicks are hard to work:the easiest is one of the most precious" [Edited on 10.10.2012 7:53 PM PDT]

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  • After that, -blam!- headed back out on the -blam-

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  • Green Eggs and Ham doesn't have that many pages, and my picture book doesn't have words.

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  • The world started crumbling to pieces as the portal slowly closed.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] M94 Mushroom Man -blam!-, -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-. -blam!- -blam!-[/quote] Yeah. Wouldn't it look like this?

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    UPDATED I meant noun, not word

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