You're going to approach a random girl that you don't know to ask her out. What would you do to get the highest chance of a "yes"?
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MY FAVORITE PICK UP LINE IS; Damn...that is an amazing camel toe. Do you want to get out of here and let me split it? Worked like a charm more than once.
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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy but here's my number. so call me so i can develop a friendship that i probably will want to evolve into something more physical, you'll say no at first but sooner or later i'll force you into the most awkward relationship you've ever been in, we don't have anything in common and we won't even have the guts to argue with eachother because we don't know eachothers reaction towards it, so we'll just say "yes" or "no" and then we'll move on, sooner or later you'll get this mind flash telling you "jesus woman, what the -blam!- are you doing" and you'll go ahead and wanna break up with me but i've already given another girl my number so we'll develop a friendship etc.
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"Hello. I'm the Doctor." Doesn't get them all, but the ones it does are correct. [Edited on 09.24.2012 1:02 PM PDT]
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Well, my most recent one was "Hey, I'm gonna sit by you because I think you're cute, kay?"
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"Say girl, I work for Drew Carey."
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Want to go on Bungie.net together?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] COLONELSANDERSW Lets play house! you be the door and I'll slam ya[/quote] MAFIA 2! love that game
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If your pants were a .rar file, I would unzip.
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"You're legal right?"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bergXX09 "I'm a beta and have to resort to pickup lines to say anything to you, will you just say no right now because you would never date me?" That would save you some time.[/quote]I laughed a bit.
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Does this rag smell of Chloroform? Or just hold up a sign saying "I'm a straight, Financially reliable, single man who cleans dishes, Vaccuums, and lifts the seat and then puts the seat back down. Any takers?"
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-licks finger and wipes it on them- [i]Let's get you out of these wet clothes.[/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pure Evil_616 I practice the art of cheese, [/quote] Me too! 6 pool, FTW! Please. At least one person laugh. Please?
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"Ever tripped over a tree" "No?" "How about a root?"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Unanimate Objec [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A 3 Legged Goat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ice Penjamin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bergXX09 "If I were to ask you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?" There, my secret is out. Enjoy your new insta-girlfriend.[/quote]My god.[/quote] mind=blown[/quote] I think we've just reached the boundaries of our thinking, mentlegen.[/quote] I'm still trying to figure it out...No means yes...but yes doesn't mean no...so what means no then... [Edited on 09.24.2012 5:06 AM PDT]
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"We'll bang, okay?" "You remind me of sibera, big, white, and bitter." "Does this rag smell funny to you?" "Get in the van. Haha, just kidding. But seriously, we should go out sometime." "I have an idea for a game! What's the game, you ask? I'll be Alan Wake. You be my wife, Alice. Why? Well, basically I get to hunt for you in the woods and be insane...so..."
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"if you were a pirate, would you wear your parrot on this shoulder or this shoulder..." *Proceed to put arm around girl*
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Why does this thread exist. You guys dont have the balls to ask out a girl you KNOW has interest, how do you have the courage to ask out a girl you have never met?
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"Lets play the -blam!- game!" "No." "That's the spirit!"
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Those are nice shoes you got there......
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A 3 Legged Goat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ice Penjamin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bergXX09 "If I were to ask you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?" There, my secret is out. Enjoy your new insta-girlfriend.[/quote]My god.[/quote] mind=blown[/quote] I think we've just reached the boundaries of our thinking, mentlegen.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BlackHeaven [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] No Derp If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would out "U" and "I" next to eachother. Works like a charm[/quote] "Yeah well I'd put n and o together" Instant kill. [/quote]... but they already are together... it shows sign of a dumb person i suppose, so good thinking.
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Nice shoes wanna -blam!-?
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[url=http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/guaranteed-way-to-get-a-date.jpg]Give them this.[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] randomrosso [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX I actually need some advice on this.... I don't know if this girl is single. She looks too hot to be single, but... she tries to help me when I need help in math lecture.[/quote] You can't be serious.[/quote] Wat? I've never been in a relationship before...