[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Professor Sang Daft punk was sitting on his couch, looking at the blank TV. It was his 27th birthday today, but nobody came. He sent invitations to his relatives and to people who he thought were his friends. But still, nobody came. Daft blew out the candles on his cake, wishing that the invitees would die for stabbing him in the back and not showing up. Just then,he heard a knock at the door. Daft jumped up and over to the door and opened it. Standing there was a lankey effeminate guy with long hair. He looked like some sort of g*y emo. "Uh... may I help you?" Daft said. "I came to help you Daft" said Wyldfire. "Huh?" Daft was obviously confused. "May I come in out of the rain?" Wyldfire said. "uh...sure who are you?" Daft answered as he Wyld into the house. As soon as daft shut the door, a blinding bright light shone from wyld. When the light disappeared, Wyld had transformed into a humanoid fox. "W-wyld?!? I t-thought...you are...you are really a" stammered Daft Punk. "Yes daft, I am a kitsune." Wyld smiled, his whiskers moving with his cheeks. Daft stood there amazed, unable to believe his eyes. "I'm sorry wyld, I never knew..." "shhh its ok. I only show my true form to people I love." These words moved Daft to tears. He always felt something for wyld as a human, but he never thought wyld was really a kitsune, and he never thought that a kitsune would love him back. "I have a gift for you Daft" said wyld in a sly voice. Wyld dispensed of his raincoat and he stood there, naked in this anthro-fox form. There was a bow wrapped around his waist. "Ohhh wyld, I love you so much" cried Daft, who immediately ranover and hugged wyld. They both kissed, wyld's whiskers tickled Daft's cheeks, but he loved it. "This is the best birthday gift I've ever received!" said Daft. Wyld grinned at him and said nothing. While they were kissing, wyld began to take off daft's clothes. First his pants, then his shirt, then his underwear. Daft and wyld were both butt naked, embracing eachother. "I want to so much" Daft said to wyld, looking into his beautiful yellow eyes. "I want you too honey." murred wyldfyre, his Kitsune -blam!- beginning to emerge from the sheath. Daft reached around the kitsune and undid the bow. Then they both went over to the bed, wyld laid Daft on his back and spread his legs. "Do you trust me daft?" said wyld. Daft nodded, looking art wyld's shaft which was now all the way out, the swollen not at the base. A scent of musk filled the air. Daft felt wild poke at his tailhole, then he groaned as wyld slid his length in. He could feel the canid -blam!- throbbing against his prostate and he groaned. Wyld bent down to kiss daft, and then he thrust. Daft groaned into wyldfyre's maw as the knot stretched his tight little -blam!-. Wyld pulled out, only to thrust right back in, he shuddered with pleasure. Daft's own -blam!- was now erect and leaking with pre. "Oh gods! don't stop wyld!" wyld didn't stop. In fact, he picked up the pace, thrusting into Daft again and again and again. They both moaned and kisses, hugging eachother while they resumed their unholy act. Wyld grunted like a beast and daft crooned like a little girl as they both neared their climax. Then, daft screamed, the orgasm taking him by surprise and he shot all over wyldfyre's stomach. Wyldfyre, hearing daft scream and feeling his muscle spasm around his -blam!-, roared, and he shot jets of -blam!- into daft's tight -blam!-. Just then, the part arrived. Daft's mother and father, and all of his friends entered the apartment just in time to see daft getting -blam!- by a fox thing. They were so horrified that they all had simultaneous heart attacks and died. Daft's wish was granted. [/quote] I expected this to be about MLP, i r disapoint.

One upon a time.... The end. [Edited on 07.07.2012 12:34 PM PDT]

Now this is a story all about how my life got turned upside dow- *banned for six thousand years by moderators* [Edited on 07.07.2012 12:28 PM PDT]

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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Th3 Invader [i]Once upon a time, there was a magical place where it never rained.[/i] The End![/quote] [i]And that place was called South Carolina.[/i]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Marvelous Bauble Bobcast had relations with a forum goer's mother. The end.[/quote] Heard he left his phone charger there too.

Bobcast had relations with a forum goer's mother. The end.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PerturbedCupid9 Herobrine 'Nuff Said.[/quote] All hail Herobrine.

This one time, at band camp, my friend and I discussed who would win in a fight between squirrel ninjas and chipmunk ninjas. I thought squirrels would win. That's where I got my user ID from.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Professor Sang I was captured by the covenant brutes along with other women to be used as se...[/quote] Ah, I remember those days. The days of Cena and entertainment. I miss those days...

Herobrine 'Nuff Said.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] W0lfkill [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedXRulez [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] W0lfkill Post stories. Real or fake. They can be scary, funny ect. [url=http://www.cracked.com/funny-2060-kuchisake-onna/]Split-Mouth Woman[/url][/quote]Yeah I remember that story from Cracked. Very creepy![/quote] There's also [url=http://web.archive.org/web/20050117173007/www.dougaustin.com/tlcaves/pdf/Thefearofdarkness.pdf]this.[/url] It's a pretty good story.[/quote] Very well written........but creepy as -blam!- :P Pretty sure it's just an urban legend, though.

One upon a time there was The End.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Professor Sang Where is Jane when you need her? ;) [/quote] Dead. [Edited on 07.06.2012 4:30 PM PDT]

Where is Jane when you need her? ;)

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Th3 Invader [i]Once upon a time, there was a magical place where it never rained.[/i] The End![/quote] HOLES!!

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] joedanny96 Attention: This isn't 4chan. Don't try to greentext because it won't work. Anyway, who wants to hear the story of how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air?[/quote] Share with us.

Attention: This isn't 4chan. Don't try to greentext because it won't work. Anyway, who wants to hear the story of how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air? [Edited on 07.06.2012 4:11 PM PDT]

I was captured by the covenant brutes along with other women to be used as se...

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gen Petitt Once upon a time, there was a nice town full of happy people. A king of a foreign land then sent an army and killed everyone. The end[/quote] Korea

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Random [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Th3 Invader [i]Once upon a time, there was a magical place where it never rained.[/i] The End![/quote] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tROCeUGkW4&t=4m24s]Too funny[/url][/quote] My favorite part of the movie, because I'm the person that would laugh at my own jokes that way.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lord Pyro [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2U8yfKM9nY]It's called the ugly barnacle...[/url][/quote]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Th3 Invader [i]Once upon a time, there was a magical place where it never rained.[/i] The End![/quote] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tROCeUGkW4&t=4m24s]Too funny[/url]

Once upon a time, there was a nice town full of happy people. A king of a foreign land then sent an army and killed everyone. The end

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedXRulez [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] W0lfkill Post stories. Real or fake. They can be scary, funny ect. [url=http://www.cracked.com/funny-2060-kuchisake-onna/]Split-Mouth Woman[/url][/quote]Yeah I remember that story from Cracked. Very creepy![/quote] There's also [url=http://web.archive.org/web/20050117173007/www.dougaustin.com/tlcaves/pdf/Thefearofdarkness.pdf]this.[/url] It's a pretty good story. [Edited on 07.06.2012 3:47 PM PDT]