Stranger: STAR You: Whickey Hotle Stranger: OSCAR MIKE You: i meant texas Stranger: It's no problem, I finally found someone! Stranger: RAMIREZ Stranger: TAKE POINT You: oscar mike You: Ramirez did we do it right [Edited on 04.15.2012 6:15 AM PDT]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: STAR Stranger: hi Stranger: meh You: OPEN FIRE!!! Stranger: but i got no gunzzz You: RAMIREZ, TAKE POINT!! Stranger: damn negro Stranger: chill the -blam!- out man Stranger: its all cool You: GET OVER THERE SOLDIER!!! Stranger: lets negotiate..you know wht m sayin Stranger: damn -blam!- you better watch yo mouth son You: ITS DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE, TAKE THIS M.16 Stranger: na bro Stranger: got my balls Stranger: that shud do it Stranger: oh -blam!- my nutz Stranger: you mother-blam!- Stranger: why didnt you warn me You: OPEN FIRE!!! Stranger: i trusted you Stranger: you were my brother Stranger: ahhhh,uuughh Stranger: dies

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Need2StopSmurfn Wall of text incoming Stranger: STAR You: fuc You: TEXAS You: TEXAS Stranger: WHERE'S YOUR SQUAD? You: I was hoping....You would know Stranger: OPEN FIRE Stranger: PEW PEW PEW Stranger: Kill confirmed. You: Dumbass You: You're shooting friendlies You: BLUE ON BLUE You: -blam!- Stranger: Hai mahn dont h8 da system You: GET ME A MEDIC You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Stranger: YOU ASKED NO WHISKEY HOTEL Stranger: DON'T WORRY Stranger: I'LL GET YOU ONE You: OH MAN Stranger: ZERO ONE TWO I REPEAT You: I'M BLEEDING OUT Stranger: WE NEED MEDICAL ASSISTANCE Stranger: HANG IN THERE You: TELL MA MAMMA I DID MY BEST Stranger: I ONLY SHOT YOU IN THE -blam!- FOOT Stranger: I DON'T KNOW YOUR MAMMA You: BUT MAAAA MAMA DONT YOU CRY, MARINE CORPS MOTTO IS DO OR DIE Stranger: BUT Stranger: BUT Stranger: NOBODY LIKES CORPS You: Oh mate You: I'm bleeding out here You: Help me Stranger: I am! You: Why did you shoot me? Stranger: Look! Stranger: There's the chopper Stranger: Because you didn't reply! Stranger: With Whiskey Hotel You: I told you I dont know where my squad is You: I got lost You: Missed the DZ by about 6km Stranger: Oh yeah Stranger: now it all makes sense Stranger: sorry bro Stranger: hope it works out for ya Stranger: It's dark in this room Stranger: and our night vision isn't working You: Here You: Take mine You: I probably wont need it Stranger: *cries* Stranger: NO! Stranger: You will! Stranger: See! Stranger: There's the chopper Stranger: I only shot your foot bro You: The blood You: Too much blood Stranger: No! You: Think this is a ticket home? Stranger: Look, we're giving you blood supply now Stranger: No! Stranger: We're in the chopper Stranger: dammit Stranger: *fires out of chopper* Stranger: it's getting hot out here! You: WERE NOT GONNA MAKE IT Stranger: PILOT! HOW ARE WE DOING? Stranger: FUC-blam!--blam!--blam!- Stranger: WE'RE GOING DOWN Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUCK You: NOOOOOOOOOO Stranger: *crashes* You: I CANT GO THROUGH ANOTHER BLACK HAWK DOWN Stranger: *crashes* Stranger: Are you alive? Stranger: *fires whilst talking to you* You: Maybe You: Are we both dead? Stranger: No soldier! We're against the Reapers Stranger: OH WAIT Stranger: THAT'S A BAD ENDING Stranger: LOL Stranger: no but seriously Stranger: we're in debris! You: Here mate You: It's all my spare ammo and kit Stranger: We're in a slum in Baghdad You: I cant go on Stranger: No! Stranger: We're surrounded You: I'll hold em off Stranger: Get your pistol! Stranger: We're calling evac Stranger: *bullets whiz* Stranger: -blam!- Stranger: I'm hit You: NOOOOOOOOOO Stranger: *falls on floor Stranger: KEEP FIRING You: *Act of courage* Stranger: *throws grenade* Stranger: we need evac now! You: Dont worry mate, I'll get you out of here Stranger: I got shot in the upper chest Stranger: :( Stranger: OH -blam!- You: DONT WORRY You: IM A MEDIC Stranger: WAT Stranger: Shhh! Stranger: Wait Stranger: There coming to check the dead bodies Stranger: *whispers: pretend your dead* You: *Acts dead* Stranger: *shhh* Stranger: *steady now* Stranger: *whispers: knife him* Stranger: *pulls trooper down* You: *Stab* Stranger: Good job soldier Stranger: What do we do now? Stranger: Evac is coming Stranger: But there's anti air You: Radio back to high command You: We need a HAHO insertion Stranger: This is Crump Oscar Delta, we need HAHO insertion Stranger: Anyone on the radio!? You: GOD DAMN IT You: WE ARE DOWN Stranger: -blam!- You: WE NEED HELP Stranger: -blam!-, a helicoper crashed the road ahead You: IS ANYBODY OUT THERE? Stranger: I DON'T WANNA DIE MAN You: Mate this is bad You: Look You: Over there You: It's the old army base Stranger: damn! Stranger: if we can only get there Stranger: give me a moment, I'm gonna lose my equipment You: Here Stranger: *only equips pistol* You: I have a plan You: *Puts on dead trooper outfit* Stranger: Can you walk or do you want me to pick you up? You: I'll pretend you're my prisoner, kill another trooper and take his outfit Stranger: What happens if our men see us in there uniform? Stranger: Remember, the base is nearby You: We whisper texas Stranger: They could kill us on sight Stranger: Fair enough Stranger: Can you walk? You: I should be fine, how are you? You: You got shot in the chest Stranger: I think I'm ok You: Here take this bio foam Stranger: I need some assistance though asap Stranger: *takes it* Stranger: no -blam!- You: Right, try and act...Prisonery Stranger: ok Stranger: well Stranger: I have been shot Stranger: let's go You: *Walks to old base* Stranger: you talk You: Hmmm You: Where the hell is everyone Stranger: -blam!- Stranger: what are we gonna do man Stranger: I don't wanna die Stranger: I don't wanna die man You: Dont worry You: *Drop kicks gate open* You: Look! Stranger: Check for any med supplies for both of us You: Right over there, heli on the runway Stranger: Can you pilot? Stranger: or is there one in there Stranger: I can't see Stranger: my vision is blurred Stranger: I'm losing blood man! You: Don't worry, I'm gonna get you home Stranger: *cries* You: *throws you into helicopter* You: Alrightyyy, shouldn't be that hard to fly a helicopter. Stranger: We're -blam!- You: Dont worry mate You: I got it off the ground You: AA doesn't seem to notice us Stranger: Keep ascending Stranger: You got the GPS? You: Nah, fly low Stranger: You could just auto pilot it Stranger: THERE's ANTI AIR Stranger: *THERE'S You: It's harder to hit us if we fly low Stranger: How so? You: + the tree line will mask the sound Stranger: Alright Stranger: I trust you Stranger: Let's fly to the naval base Stranger: we can land there Stranger: can you see the cruiser? You: I think I see it Stranger: I'll send a message to them over the tele prompter Stranger: Ok, we are clear for landing You: Oh -blam!-, I hate parallel landings Stranger: fuuuuuck Stranger: take your time You: *Lands helicopter* *Breaks helicopter* You: -blam!- You: you alright? Stranger: -blam!- SAKE Stranger: Yeah Stranger: I guess You: Dont worry You: It only cost a few million dollars Stranger: It's the taxpayers money anyway Stranger: harharhar Stranger: I can walk to the med station, thanks Stranger: you coming? You: Yeah Stranger: Alright then Stranger: *THE END*[/quote] THAT WAS ME! :D

You: STAR Stranger: hey Stranger: asl? You: RAMERIEZ, OPEN FIRE! You: KILL CONFIRMED

Wall of text incoming Stranger: STAR You: fuc You: TEXAS You: TEXAS Stranger: WHERE'S YOUR SQUAD? You: I was hoping....You would know Stranger: OPEN FIRE Stranger: PEW PEW PEW Stranger: Kill confirmed. You: Dumbass You: You're shooting friendlies You: BLUE ON BLUE You: -blam!- Stranger: Hai mahn dont h8 da system You: GET ME A MEDIC You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Stranger: YOU ASKED NO WHISKEY HOTEL Stranger: DON'T WORRY Stranger: I'LL GET YOU ONE You: OH MAN Stranger: ZERO ONE TWO I REPEAT You: I'M BLEEDING OUT Stranger: WE NEED MEDICAL ASSISTANCE Stranger: HANG IN THERE You: TELL MA MAMMA I DID MY BEST Stranger: I ONLY SHOT YOU IN THE -blam!- FOOT Stranger: I DON'T KNOW YOUR MAMMA You: BUT MAAAA MAMA DONT YOU CRY, MARINE CORPS MOTTO IS DO OR DIE Stranger: BUT Stranger: BUT Stranger: NOBODY LIKES CORPS You: Oh mate You: I'm bleeding out here You: Help me Stranger: I am! You: Why did you shoot me? Stranger: Look! Stranger: There's the chopper Stranger: Because you didn't reply! Stranger: With Whiskey Hotel You: I told you I dont know where my squad is You: I got lost You: Missed the DZ by about 6km Stranger: Oh yeah Stranger: now it all makes sense Stranger: sorry bro Stranger: hope it works out for ya Stranger: It's dark in this room Stranger: and our night vision isn't working You: Here You: Take mine You: I probably wont need it Stranger: *cries* Stranger: NO! Stranger: You will! Stranger: See! Stranger: There's the chopper Stranger: I only shot your foot bro You: The blood You: Too much blood Stranger: No! You: Think this is a ticket home? Stranger: Look, we're giving you blood supply now Stranger: No! Stranger: We're in the chopper Stranger: dammit Stranger: *fires out of chopper* Stranger: it's getting hot out here! You: WERE NOT GONNA MAKE IT Stranger: PILOT! HOW ARE WE DOING? Stranger: FUC-blam!--blam!--blam!- Stranger: WE'RE GOING DOWN Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUCK You: NOOOOOOOOOO Stranger: *crashes* You: I CANT GO THROUGH ANOTHER BLACK HAWK DOWN Stranger: *crashes* Stranger: Are you alive? Stranger: *fires whilst talking to you* You: Maybe You: Are we both dead? Stranger: No soldier! We're against the Reapers Stranger: OH WAIT Stranger: THAT'S A BAD ENDING Stranger: LOL Stranger: no but seriously Stranger: we're in debris! You: Here mate You: It's all my spare ammo and kit Stranger: We're in a slum in Baghdad You: I cant go on Stranger: No! Stranger: We're surrounded You: I'll hold em off Stranger: Get your pistol! Stranger: We're calling evac Stranger: *bullets whiz* Stranger: -blam!- Stranger: I'm hit You: NOOOOOOOOOO Stranger: *falls on floor Stranger: KEEP FIRING You: *Act of courage* Stranger: *throws grenade* Stranger: we need evac now! You: Dont worry mate, I'll get you out of here Stranger: I got shot in the upper chest Stranger: :( Stranger: OH -blam!- You: DONT WORRY You: IM A MEDIC Stranger: WAT Stranger: Shhh! Stranger: Wait Stranger: There coming to check the dead bodies Stranger: *whispers: pretend your dead* You: *Acts dead* Stranger: *shhh* Stranger: *steady now* Stranger: *whispers: knife him* Stranger: *pulls trooper down* You: *Stab* Stranger: Good job soldier Stranger: What do we do now? Stranger: Evac is coming Stranger: But there's anti air You: Radio back to high command You: We need a HAHO insertion Stranger: This is Crump Oscar Delta, we need HAHO insertion Stranger: Anyone on the radio!? You: GOD DAMN IT You: WE ARE DOWN Stranger: -blam!- You: WE NEED HELP Stranger: -blam!-, a helicoper crashed the road ahead You: IS ANYBODY OUT THERE? Stranger: I DON'T WANNA DIE MAN You: Mate this is bad You: Look You: Over there You: It's the old army base Stranger: damn! Stranger: if we can only get there Stranger: give me a moment, I'm gonna lose my equipment You: Here Stranger: *only equips pistol* You: I have a plan You: *Puts on dead trooper outfit* Stranger: Can you walk or do you want me to pick you up? You: I'll pretend you're my prisoner, kill another trooper and take his outfit Stranger: What happens if our men see us in there uniform? Stranger: Remember, the base is nearby You: We whisper texas Stranger: They could kill us on sight Stranger: Fair enough Stranger: Can you walk? You: I should be fine, how are you? You: You got shot in the chest Stranger: I think I'm ok You: Here take this bio foam Stranger: I need some assistance though asap Stranger: *takes it* Stranger: no -blam!- You: Right, try and act...Prisonery Stranger: ok Stranger: well Stranger: I have been shot Stranger: let's go You: *Walks to old base* Stranger: you talk You: Hmmm You: Where the hell is everyone Stranger: -blam!- Stranger: what are we gonna do man Stranger: I don't wanna die Stranger: I don't wanna die man You: Dont worry You: *Drop kicks gate open* You: Look! Stranger: Check for any med supplies for both of us You: Right over there, heli on the runway Stranger: Can you pilot? Stranger: or is there one in there Stranger: I can't see Stranger: my vision is blurred Stranger: I'm losing blood man! You: Don't worry, I'm gonna get you home Stranger: *cries* You: *throws you into helicopter* You: Alrightyyy, shouldn't be that hard to fly a helicopter. Stranger: We're -blam!- You: Dont worry mate You: I got it off the ground You: AA doesn't seem to notice us Stranger: Keep ascending Stranger: You got the GPS? You: Nah, fly low Stranger: You could just auto pilot it Stranger: THERE's ANTI AIR Stranger: *THERE'S You: It's harder to hit us if we fly low Stranger: How so? You: + the tree line will mask the sound Stranger: Alright Stranger: I trust you Stranger: Let's fly to the naval base Stranger: we can land there Stranger: can you see the cruiser? You: I think I see it Stranger: I'll send a message to them over the tele prompter Stranger: Ok, we are clear for landing You: Oh -blam!-, I hate parallel landings Stranger: fuuuuuck Stranger: take your time You: *Lands helicopter* *Breaks helicopter* You: -blam!- You: you alright? Stranger: -blam!- SAKE Stranger: Yeah Stranger: I guess You: Dont worry You: It only cost a few million dollars Stranger: It's the taxpayers money anyway Stranger: harharhar Stranger: I can walk to the med station, thanks Stranger: you coming? You: Yeah Stranger: Alright then Stranger: *THE END*

Kinda got way off topic past a certain point but I found it entertaining! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: STAR Stranger: MOON You: OPEN FIRE!!!!!!! You: ur dead Stranger: Cease fire You: Stay frosty Stranger: stay close You: Ramirez take point! Stranger: roger that Stranger: we are under attack,fall back You: Attack their left flank! You: RPG RPG GET YOUR ASSES DOWN! Stranger: No,we need to take our heads down You: Just get your whole body down Stranger: You are a child,aren't you? You: -blam!- YEA CHILD SOLDIER You: lol Stranger: So,you are a child You: Actually no I am playing an internet game cause I am bored as hell Stranger: you can watch your childhood cartoons You: You go to omegle and say STAR and if they respond TEXAS you carry on You: but you didnt so I shot you and someone you came back to life Stranger: but you carry on with me even if i wrote MOON You: right cause I had to shoot Stranger: shoot what/ You: you You: I said OPEN FIRE Stranger: I am onvincible You: I know how do you do it Stranger: *invincible Stranger: what did i do? You: To become invincable You: invincible You: god damn why is that such a hard word to spell Stranger: why don't you try it too? Stranger: you are not american/british? You: American but I AM NOT FAT Stranger: where FAT came from? You: Whenever I say I am American people call me fat Stranger: I didn't call you that Stranger: and it doesn't matter even if you are Stranger: *No offence You: I know but I hate stereotypes You: and I am truly not fat Stranger: ok,i believe you You: ok Stranger: so,done? You: yea You: Sorry I had to shoot you Stranger: but i will survive,don't forget,I am invincible You: I know but can you feel pain? Stranger: so,i take your fire as compliment You: Why ok then? You: I tried to murder your face Stranger: face? You: Never mind You: haha Stranger: thanks gosh,not facebook You: i gotta go im airsofting today You: and need to get ready Stranger: yeah,ok

This sounds like I'm some kind of -blam!-... [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: STAR Stranger: -blam!- male You: OPEN FIRE Stranger: what? You: RAMIREZ TAKE POINT You: CONFIRMED KILL You have disconnected.[/quote]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: STAR Stranger: hi Stranger: moon You: OPEN FIRE Stranger: i hv water. You: RAMIREZ TAKE POINT You: STAY FROSTY Stranger: wt? You: OPEN FIRE You: CONFIRMED KILL You have disconnected.

My score so far = 6 [Edited on 04.15.2012 4:55 AM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Carthurlane [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] st kymon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SniperComHeroh Well, What are you waiting for? RANGERS LEAD THE WAY! (Also, Post your results here.) One of le My chats. [/quote]>One of le My chats >One of le my >of le my >le my >le OP, you're a fu­cking retard. I really hope you go back to Facebook, 9Gag, or 12 year old Tumblr (no, that isn't to say that Tumblr is for 12 year olds, but that the 12 year olds that inhabit Tumblr speak the way OP does). Thanks. [/quote] I'm ticked that more and more people are jumping on the 'Rage Comic' bandwagon as well... it's just not cool when it's done like this. I am disapointed in the interwebz (I bet you can't name who made that up!)[/quote]considering he/she used "interwebz", I probably wouldn't care. I probably sound really cynical, but I used that language when I was 12. By 14, I was using it as catch-phrase consistency to make fun of kids younger than me, and by 16, I started seeing people of my own age adopt that style of language on Facebook. Thank God I don't have Facebook anymore.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] st kymon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SniperComHeroh Well, What are you waiting for? RANGERS LEAD THE WAY! (Also, Post your results here.) One of le My chats. [/quote]>One of le My chats >One of le my >of le my >le my >le OP, you're a fu­cking retard. I really hope you go back to Facebook, 9Gag, or 12 year old Tumblr (no, that isn't to say that Tumblr is for 12 year olds, but that the 12 year olds that inhabit Tumblr speak the way OP does). Thanks. [/quote] I'm ticked that more and more people are jumping on the 'Rage Comic' bandwagon as well... it's just not cool when it's done like this. I am disapointed in the interwebz (I bet you can't name who made that up!)

[quote]You: STAR! Stranger: hii [: Stranger: 19 female You: TEXAS! Stranger: horny You: OPEN FIRE!! You: RAMIREZ TAKE POINT! Stranger: go heraae it is my uhh userpacge Stranger: http://iol.io/acqse You: I killed you! Stranger: do you havfe a user name there? You: biaatch Stranger: go muake one and msg tiffyzy69 then we can get sdtarted Stranger: i am goin 2 gett off herse and lyke set up my webscam now You: I'm oscar mike Stranger: i'll be waitking 4 u there You: btw Male 83 Stranger: tlk to you thhyerfe Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Freaked them out at the end.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SniperComHeroh Well, What are you waiting for? RANGERS LEAD THE WAY! (Also, Post your results here.) One of le My chats. [/quote]>One of le My chats >One of le my >of le my >le my >le OP, you're a fu­cking retard. I really hope you go back to Facebook, 9Gag, or 12 year old Tumblr (no, that isn't to say that Tumblr is for 12 year olds, but that the 12 year olds that inhabit Tumblr speak the way OP does). Thanks. [Edited on 04.15.2012 4:36 AM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Angry Cazador I usually pose as a 16 year old girl and get tons of personal information.[/quote] You realize how bad that makes you sound?

Tried the whole "STAR!", "TEXAS!" thing. I ended up talking to a German for an hour.

This is hard.

Stranger: Hi You: STAR! Stranger m/f? You: OPEN FIRE! your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Star Stranger: heyy [: You: TEXAS Stranger: 18 female Stranger: horny? You: WHISKEY HOTEL You: OPEN FIRE Stranger: just wanna wuatch me take off my thong.. and finger myself on webacam for you? You: STAY FROSTY Stranger: go here its my uhh liunk Stranger: http://any.vn/010797 You: RAMARIZ TAKE POINT Stranger: u hlave a accoupnt the,re? You: I just killed you I think... (: Stranger: go make one & search 4 tiffyy69 then we can hasve some fun Stranger: i am goin 2 gett off he rxe nd like seqtup my web cam 4 u Stranger: i wilvcl be waiting for u t.here You disconnected...

4-0 Though none of the chats were exactly postable.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Angry Cazador I usually pose as a 16 year old girl and get tons of personal information.[/quote] You concern me.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sigma617 This never works. This never. Ever. Works.[/quote]Not true, I actually met someone.

This never works. This never. Ever. Works.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: RAWRT You: STAR! Stranger: HAHHA Stranger: GOD Stranger: IS DEAD Stranger: -blam!- U JESUS Stranger: SODOMIZEED You: OPEN FIRE! Stranger: OINK OINK Stranger: BRIEEAAAAA You: STAY FROSTY! Stranger: IST KRIEEEG Stranger: AWSWITCH BERLIN RUDOLF You: HAHA YOUR DEAD! Stranger: no You: no u Stranger: i caught a gobln Stranger: it's in my dorm Stranger: -blam!- those ugly goblins You: YOU'RE A WIZARD, STRANGER! Stranger: he room is spinning Stranger: ffu You: Futa-girls. Stranger: futai in pizda? You: You are a child -blam!- Stranger: no,lol Stranger: i am a child Stranger: haha Stranger: im 16 You: Nope Stranger: you sound like a bot Stranger: haha You: Nope Your conversational partner has disconnected. Lulwut?

You: STAR Stranger: HI Stranger: wut Stranger: wtf You: OPEN FIRE Stranger: uh You: RAMERIZ TAKE POINT Stranger: .. You: HAHA YOU DEAD Stranger: HAHA SHUT UP You: HAHA NO Stranger: HAHA OKAY You: lol, its some game i found Stranger: lol k Stranger: awks in a box You: wat Stranger: wat Stranger: OMFG You: WHAT Stranger: oh nothing You: -.- Stranger: WHAT Stranger: Y U MAD Stranger: YOU MAD BRO Stranger: WHAT You: Y U CONFUSING ME Stranger: Y U A STRANGER You: Y U STRANGER?! Stranger: BECAUSE I AM You: WELL ME TOO You: STANGER Stranger: LOL Stranger: OK Stranger: I LIKE CHEESE. Stranger: DO YOU? You: Y U TALK IN ALL CAPS Stranger: Y U TALK IN ALL CAPS? Stranger: fine. Stranger: ok...... You: lol Stranger: big booty -blam!-essssss Stranger: whats so funny tho Stranger: lol. Stranger: "lol" Stranger: whats so funny tho You: disgregard females, aquire currency Stranger: you're a -blam!- -blam!- Your conversational partner has disconnected. lol.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HeftyPredator X 1 kill so far. Found REDHAWK[/quote]Woot

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