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9/17/2011 12:44:54 AM
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For the love of GOD Recon, please lock this already!
My doctor prescribed me some pills to take for some sort of internal infection I have in my digestive system. The problem is that I cannot swallow these pills without almost choking to death. They are about 2 inches long! I managed to swallow one this afternoon, but only after I almost died gagging. Since it is a gel capsule, cutting it into 2 pieces is out of the question.
Is my doctor trying to kill me?
EDIT: Recon....please lock this already. I feel like I've been violated.
[Edited on 09.16.2011 6:07 PM PDT]
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Still going!
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Ayyy lmao
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[b][i][u]NECRO BUMP!!![/u][/i][/b]
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Ohhhh its one of THOSE tablets Get some vaseline
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] o_____________o [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] o_____________o IS THIS -blam!- SERIOUS? I HAVE TO SHOVE THEM UP MY ASS?!?[/quote]Are they waxy and tend to melt in your mouth?[/quote]Well...it was a bit slimy after about the 10th time I tried to swallow it. Good God! Why the hell would the doc neglect to tell me that I am supposed to SHOVE IT UP MY ASS?!?[/quote] They should have been included in the instructions from your pharmacist or on the package label. BTW, this is one of the better deliveries I have seen of this joke and trust me, I have seen a LOT.[/quote]Well...now that I checked the packets again, there are instructions. I didn't read them at first because I didn't think I would need instructions to take a pill. But...still..., how was I supposed to know to shove it up my pooper if the doc never told me? And I wish I WAS joking.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] o_____________o [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] o_____________o [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 What antibiotic is a 2 inch gel cap?[/quote]I don't think it is an antibiotic, he has me taking something else for the antibiotic stuff. He said it would help loosen my bowel movements. It's called "Bisacodyl". [/quote] The tabs for [url=http://www.google.com/search?q=Bisacodyl&hl=en&prmd=imvns&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=auFzTvCrGcjnsQKe0L2LBQ&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=0CBQQ_AUoAQ&biw=1920&bih=955]Bisacodyl[/url] appear to be quite small. Are your capsules wrapped in foil and labeled "suppository" by any chance?[/quote]They came in blue plastic packets. And yes, "suppository" is labeled in small text under "Bisacodyl". Why?[/quote] Good news! You don't have to swallow those "capsules" any more. The bad news? Google "suppository".[/quote]Fine. I'll google it, what a pain in the ass. *googles* EDIT: WHAT THE -blam!-?!? [Edited on 09.16.2011 5:03 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] o_____________o [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] o_____________o IS THIS -blam!- SERIOUS? I HAVE TO SHOVE THEM UP MY ASS?!?[/quote]Are they waxy and tend to melt in your mouth?[/quote]Well...it was a bit slimy after about the 10th time I tried to swallow it. Good God! Why the hell would the doc neglect to tell me that I am supposed to SHOVE IT UP MY ASS?!?[/quote] They should have been included in the instructions from your pharmacist or on the package label. BTW, this is one of the better deliveries I have seen of this joke and trust me, I have seen a LOT.
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5 Replies[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] watschenperson Shameless bump.[/quote] Guiltless ban.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] o_____________o [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] o_____________o [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 What antibiotic is a 2 inch gel cap?[/quote]I don't think it is an antibiotic, he has me taking something else for the antibiotic stuff. He said it would help loosen my bowel movements. It's called "Bisacodyl". [/quote] The tabs for [url=http://www.google.com/search?q=Bisacodyl&hl=en&prmd=imvns&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=auFzTvCrGcjnsQKe0L2LBQ&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=0CBQQ_AUoAQ&biw=1920&bih=955]Bisacodyl[/url] appear to be quite small. Are your capsules wrapped in foil and labeled "suppository" by any chance?[/quote]They came in blue plastic packets. And yes, "suppository" is labeled in small text under "Bisacodyl". Why?[/quote] Good news! You don't have to swallow those "capsules" any more. The bad news? Google "suppository".
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lol I read further down
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Bump because keeping Longface alive.
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Bump because old
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Bump for the gay face
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Drink water or some other drink, hold it in your mouth, [b]and then[/b] slip the pill through your lips and swallow. Most people put the pill in and then water, but if you do it his way it's easier to swallow and you don't taste it.
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RIP longface
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-blam!- you longface
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1 ReplyThey're actually cyanide pills.
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Nice necro
