*raises his glass* Well ther is another fookin Hurricane coming for us. This time for texas. I may not make it so I wish to say it has been an honor and a privelege to know each and every one of you. From the mods to Mr. crapper it has been fun. If I dont make it back I leave my pants to mr crapper. my booze to Flood Control and my guns to who ever wants them. Martini racer gets my truck. Teedle can have what is left. I didnt for get I have a bottle for you to Texas Ben its in the mail. To steelbullet proof I leave my Xbox, Play well honey and kill many. To smalls I leave my stack of playboys it is all you will ever get. To kingcream all my animals and land. To Dmb fn I leave my alien ware love it as I have. If I make it back I want all my stuff back though. . . except my pants from mr crapper he can keep them. To the end! *drinks his drink*
(All of the above is the happenings of a drunk texan with acess to a computer.)
[Edited on 9/20/2005]
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The oil refineries are being evacuated right now.
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Hmm... the winds a Rita are currently sustained at 150mph, at 155mph it will become a cat 5 hurricane.
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I would like to propose a toast (no offence) to Night... hem hem " thankyou night... you were a great member an awesome mod of flood control (even though you did piss me off every now and then) and an awesome sniper and too bad I never got XBL to play you on live *sigh* oh well goodbye night I knew thee well *straps C12 to Smalls runs off presses button... nothing happens.......takes out handgun, shoots explosives and watches the fire works* "thats to you night, amen..." *drinks*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VII Toast ..and this hurricane is not [i]that[/i] terrible, it's only a level one (or two, changes all the time), but I still pray for the better.[/quote] Sadly, as of an hour ago it was upgraded to a Category Four. Batten down Texas, it's going to be a bumpy ride. And to the folks near the coast, for the love of God, learn from New Orleans - start moving inland now !!!!
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[quote]Toast to the end[/quote] Are you implying something? ..and this hurricane is not [i]that[/i] terrible, it's only a level one (or two, changes all the time), but I still pray for the better.
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Blows up Fable King.
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I should steal one of his guns... nah better leave them for the children. .:FK92:. [Edited on 9/21/2005]
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What. The. Hell...
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Oh god, King we all ready have 2 fights happing in Flood Control. Stabs Smalls. Can't we just cool down. Shoots Night. Please? Blows up King.
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Wow, I [i]finally[/i] realise why people want you to be a moderator... Edit: Maybe not... [Edited on 9/20/2005]
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I have to say, please take your guns back. You'll need them when the looters come.
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I try to say good bye and good luck to all of you and it turns into a fight thread. I hope you drown in your own pee
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Smalls latches onto Emersons thigh with his teeth.
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Emerson gives Smalls a swift kick to the groinal area. He then proceeds to slap Val incessantly on the sides of his head while he runs around piss drunk.
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Night jumps int the fire licking up the spilled whiskey "You heritic!!!! Kill him!!!"
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*Rolls through the alchohol induced flames and tackles Emerson while on fire.* Die you dirty red neck whore!
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Emerson steals a bottle of whisky from Vals cabinet. He stuffs paper towel through the neck and lights the sucker, throwing it on the ground near smalls. "Death by molotov!"
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*Knees You Die Now in the face, followed by repeated microwave beatings*
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OH my god how could I forget. YOU DIE NOW you get all my guns
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*pulls out twin .460 XVR's* I call dibs on those guns, and if anybody wants to challenge me, too bad they're mine!
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George Bush- " Fellow Americans, the United States is declaring war on hurricane Rita" :p
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*bleeds* I'll kill you for that one! *Bashes Emerson over the head with a microwave*
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*Emerson pulls a paper shredder out* Die you bastard! *He rams Smalls' face into the shredder....
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no Shiska gets her
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*Tackles Emerson* SHE'S MINE!
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I need your grandma Val...