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Edited by A Dumb Door: 1/17/2013 7:37:19 AM
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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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    • Glory to the old community!

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    • I miss the old Flood.

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      • poopdeck on my table

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      • Edited by GrandmasterNinja: 11/25/2013 1:13:58 AM

        Started a new topic: The Archive-Flood Funny Sayings(1 Reply)

      • Nostalgia from viewing pics of the old flood,I miss it so much

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      • Test.

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      • Oh lord, I've been re-reading the epic threads. I miss that Flood so much :')

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        It's bloody well back.

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      • YES ITS BACH!

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        • *revivin' old top topicz* (click [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/View/community/Forum/Post?id=47679257]here[/url] for more of 'em)

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        • Edited by Viltre: 1/17/2013 5:20:53 AM
          Ah good, I found the Flood's funny sayings thread. I wouldn't want to lose out on this site's history. Hey Dumb Door, I have a favor to ask as well. I am currently the one managing the archive of hilarity and seeing as how we both are doing something similar, would it be possible for you to include the tag #Archive in your thread? [url=https://www.bungie.net/en-US/View/community/Forum/Topics?tg=%23archive]That way all the work done by people with the goal of remembering this site's history could be complied together.[/url]

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          • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=76530183] This thread [/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=76668598] Reposted in Gallery [/url]

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          • [url=http://puu.sh/1J8ce]Misspelled things that make you angry[/url] Before I get banned or the thread gets locked :P

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          • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The_Didact [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Batman 99 Didact have you ever banged a human? Did you kill it?[/quote] The one known as Kim Kardashian is the only one with a large enough ass to withstand my signature Orbital- F**k-s**t-up Cannon [/quote]

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          • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darthnilhilus97 [url=http://www.bungie.net/Account/Profile.aspx?memberID=12081925]This guy needs some recognition.[/url][/quote] Never Forget.

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          • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darthnilhilus97 [url=http://www.bungie.net/Account/Profile.aspx?memberID=12081925]This guy needs some recognition.[/url][/quote] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=76579730]And look at him in this thread.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=76579623]After the likes of this.[/url] Yes; never forget. :( [Edited on 12.30.2012 5:21 AM PST]

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          • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darthnilhilus97 [url=http://www.bungie.net/Account/Profile.aspx?memberID=12081925]This guy needs some recognition.[/url][/quote]And this [url=http://www.bungie.net/Account/profile.aspx?uid=12100503]guy[/url]

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          • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Account/Profile.aspx?memberID=12081925]RIP THIS POOR SOUL[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=76286326]He introduces himself to us.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=76579489]He reveals his problem, and we try to help him.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=76579593]He expresses his love for caffeine.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=76579623]And his cherished sister.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=76579704]His problem becomes worse, and we try to help him again. It's serious this time.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=76579763]He says goodbye.[/url] IFAPPED117HALO, if you're reading this, if the doctors somehow managed to save you. Know that we love you. We will never forget you. [Edited on 12.30.2012 4:20 AM PST]

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          • I wonder how I'm not in here...

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          • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Player3Th0mas1 Hey, Dumb Door... Have I ever posted something that is in here? Quote or Thread?[/quote]I wouldn't know. I don't tend to keep a list of names that have made it here. I mean, I know a few people that are on here, mostly original floodians, but that's it. Other than that, I don't tend to memorize the names that appear on this list.

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          • Hey, Dumb Door... Have I ever posted something that is in here? Quote or Thread?

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          • i blame cowboys

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          • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Terror Q [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=76354310&postRepeater1-p=5#76355813]Thread.[/url] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Terror Q Oh, oh... I think I hear ninja footsteps. [/quote] Next post: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] True Underdog Locking threads. [b]Oh baby![/b] [/quote][/quote] Best timing EVER!

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          • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=76354310&postRepeater1-p=5#76355813]Thread.[/url] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Terror Q Oh, oh... I think I hear ninja footsteps. [/quote] Next post: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] True Underdog Locking threads. [b]Oh baby![/b] [/quote]

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          • Some people found this thread very helpful. [url]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=76120756&postRepeater1-p=1[/url]

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