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Edited by Prometheus25: 1/26/2015 4:26:16 AM
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My dog's testicles are stuck in a mouse trap?

My chuwawa usually sleeps in the garage so I let him in there a few minutes ago forgetting that I had placed a few mousetraps in there. The dog is still relatively young and has tentacles the size of tennis balls. I mean, they are bigger than his head. Apparently he was dragging those monsters too close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He’s really angry now and won’t let me get close enough to help. He already bit me really hard and I’m bleeding pretty bad. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but I missed and it blew out one of my car’s tires, so I can’t drive to the vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my 4 yr old approach it from the front to distract the dog while I sneek up behind him and club him with a tire iron. Does anyone have any better ideas?
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