The colour Orange rhymes with the fruit orange. Since the fruit orange IS the colour Orange, It must be the ultimate fruit.
Alot of other things are orange too including Chuck Norris' beard and carrots. Carrots help you see in the dark. If Chuck Norris could see in the dark he would be an even more efficient killing machine.
The only way to defeat Chuck Norris is to divide by 0 (but this is impossible, nothing defeats Chuck Norris).
However, If I learned anything from the DaVinci Code, it was that in order to crack this code I will need to make non-sensible assumptions with no evidence to back it up.
Therefore I am going to assume that if I divide 7 (because SEVEN is the ultimate number, nothing beats SEVEN) by 0, it will equal Orange.
The Word "raptors" has 7 letters! Knowing this, if I eat an orange at 7:07 AM on July 7th (Bungie Day) Raptor Jesus will descend from the heavens and tell me the meaning of life. Only one problem, I DON'T SPEAK RAPTOR!
But if I learned anything about the psychology of dinosaurs (Raptors are Dinosaurs!) from watching [u]The Land Before Time[/u], It's that they don't like it when Lava kills them! [b]Lava is Orange![/b] I'm interperating this to mean that I must throw the orange into the Lava of
[i]Mount Doom[/i].
One time a Hobbit named [b]Frodo[/b] threw a ring into Mount Doom. You wear rings on your fingers, and guess what, Frodo only had 7 Fingers because one was bit off by Smeagol (and thumbs don't count as fingers)!
This is all we really know about this so called "ring":
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
[u]Seven[/u] for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone! The Dwarf-lords must represent Bungie!That's it we must find all of these Dwarven rings, and bring them to the Dwarven Halls (Bungie Studios) and place one on each division of THE SEVENTH COLUMN ALTAR! Doing this will cause the sun to reflect perfectly off of each ring.
SUNLIGHT IS ORANGE! The Sun is the opposite of the Moon and the Moon is made of
[i]cheese[/i]! ONETIME I ATE ORANGE CHEESE!
That must mean that that this ring is on the moon v
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
We must travel to the moon and retrieve this ring to return it to the "Dark Lord" Shishka in time for Bungie Day so that his plans to slingshot the infidels into the sun can finally be put into action!
---The Group---
[url=http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/212447/Group/GroupHome.aspx]Orange The Tru7h[/url]
[Edited on 07.23.2008 4:26 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun orange is the combination between yellow and red....and 7 is the combination between 2 and 5 so we also have to figure in the yellow 2 and the red 5[/quote]Does that mean that 3 and 4 also equal yellow and red?[/quote] no, 3 is green and 4 is purple. But this is why 7 is darker!
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or provalone
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You rock barren...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun orange is the combination between yellow and red....and 7 is the combination between 2 and 5 so we also have to figure in the yellow 2 and the red 5[/quote]Does that mean that 3 and 4 also equal yellow and red?
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orange is the combination between yellow and red....and 7 is the combination between 2 and 5 so we also have to figure in the yellow 2 and the red 5
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spicy Carl right.[/quote]yup
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also on our "to do" list...decipher the phrase "Frogblast the Ventcore"
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right.
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I used to know someones called Norange, which disproves all of this.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] g english [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot The colour Orange rhymes with the fruit orange. Since the fruit orange IS the colour Orange, It must be the ultimate fruit.[/quote]An orange is not a color, so it's not [i]the[/i] color orange. It's [i]a[/i] color, which is orange. [/quote]oranges are orange
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot The colour Orange rhymes with the fruit orange. Since the fruit orange IS the colour Orange, It must be the ultimate fruit.[/quote]An orange is not a color, so it's not [i]the[/i] color orange. It's [i]a[/i] color, which is orange. [Edited on 07.07.2008 9:54 AM PDT]
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42 IS A MULTIPLE OF 7 OGMOGMGOMGOMG
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yes! the code has been cracked!
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Resurrection!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A PLASTIC BAGGY OMGWTFBBQ[/quote]That's what I said when I figured it all out!
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OMGWTFBBQ
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Uncle SLAM 50 your weird.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ll 0wN4g3 ll ? What the heck did this just die? We haven't completed it!!!!!!!!![/quote]It will never die, until everyone knows the truth!
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? What the heck did this just die? We haven't completed it!!!!!!!!!
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I have reached the Moon. Before I launched, I got a baby soffish from the Hawaii aquarium. [Edited on 07.05.2008 3:01 PM PDT]
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*Adds to favorites.*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Uncle SLAM 50 your weird.[/quote] agreed
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OrangeSaucer Somehow.. This is more believable than any religion I've heard of.[/quote][u]Orange[/u] Saucer, you must be a prophet!
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Somehow.. This is more believable than any religion I've heard of.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun all support I can givce will be given...which is alot! I'm already doing everything in my power to cement our groups place! Already membership has doubled today![/quote]Good work, if we haven't already maby we should place an ad in the recruitment forum.[/quote] then we'll have a huge explosion of members I'll do it![/quote]Great, thank you for all of your help!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun all support I can givce will be given...which is alot! I'm already doing everything in my power to cement our groups place! Already membership has doubled today![/quote]Good work, if we haven't already maby we should place an ad in the recruitment forum.[/quote] then we'll have a huge explosion of members I'll do it!