Would you like to rid yourself of the unnecessary intensity of Destiny fireteams? Do you generally avoid yelling? Welcome home, friend. The Apathy Coalition stands proudly on the forefront of not really caring that much. We love loot, but it won't ruin our day when raid RNG gives us a steaming pile of shard. We adore crucible, but you won't find us conjuring up ridiculous lag claims if we finish with a negative KDR. It's not because we're bad, it's because we just don't care. We are a beacon of hope among Guardians both chastised and downtrodden. Come on in! The water's lukewarm and that's how we like it, damn it. We live and die by the shrug of a shoulder. Our apathy is paramount. Accidia autem est vita.