I'm looking for a long distance girlfriend that I can play destiny with day and night
Requirements...
Must have ps4
Must have be level 30+ (no noobs)
Looks don't matter, as long as you have a gjallahorn.
iPhone is a must!
If you don't have a mic, don't bother!
Psn: i_no_your_mom
Add me if interested
Instagram: weeknd.xo
^^^
So you know what I look like :)
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Edited by TheCaptainM91: 1/25/2015 3:41:02 AMAnd now I will create a new dating website for all the lonely horndogs and clam tacos... err... I mean, guardians. Yes, guardians.[spoiler](《》) @=====3 SPLOOSH.[/spoiler][spoiler]Yes, that just happened, pervert.[/spoiler][spoiler]PERVERT!!![/spoiler][spoiler]Good show, OP... cheers. *Tips fedora and drinks whiskey*[/spoiler]
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Got one lol
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Lonely awoken warlock looking for love I like long walks on the shores in old Russia and spend time in the hookah lounge when im not commiting alien genocide. must be awoken my ghost has very traditional views.
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Damn. Was so close but I only have a Windows phone. Love escapes me yet again
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You put satire just to make it look like you aint really looking. If girls do reply here you will respond guaranteed.
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The struggle for a Destiny girl is real...lol
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You are the lowest form of Desticle! A Dreg.
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So good at destiny gotta use the Titan bubble to keep the b!tches away .-. The sad truth
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i7ThHHOxlck
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You are a sad sad little man.
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"Your gf follows me" lol
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read no noobs as no boobs lol
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Bitches be getting all gjallahorny just reading this.
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[quote] Looks don't matter, as long as you have a gjallahorn. [/quote] Lol.
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Amazing. You sir, can have my first born Ghorn.
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God I hate it when I date girls no where near my level. As a level 32 Hunter, I like spending my days Raiding and Strike Farming. I don't like being held back because you can't do the story missions. I mean for crying out loud set an example out of yourself. If I ever have children, I wouldn't want them to have a noob mother cause that's a bad influence. Seriously, people just need to get a grip and shouldn't rely on being carried every step of the way.
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Hey there's a dude that got a thread saying he wants Uranus. Maybe you two can hook up. Bwhahahahahahahahahaha
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*OP gets spammed by lots of creepy guys pretending to be female*
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Im not a girl but I'll be the best boyfriend you'll ever have
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Hahaha please let this be a troll
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Edited by reborland98: 1/24/2015 10:28:05 PMHahaha...you need some weed too bruh? [spoiler]#satire is the best right?[/spoiler]
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Edited by Some Black Guy: 1/24/2015 9:47:07 PMI just came here for the comments. I was not disappointed.
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Hey bae
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So thats what lfg stands for!