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1/23/2015 2:26:31 PM
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Xur stock plummets this week after recent NLB upset.
After one of the highest profit weeks for our favorite agent of the nine stock prices seem to be falling. Last week Xur sold the long awaited Icebreaker and with great applause and a little butt hurt rose to one of his highest profit margins ever. Over a million coins were spent and spent willingly and happily.
However, with less than 12 hours after his recent restock (*see No Land Beyond) stock holders are fearful. Projections predict less than 1000 will be sold and Xur may not be able to recover. There is some hope for guardians who can see past this disappointing merchandise and that is the return of the exotic emblem. So where as strange coins will be held in the pockets of most guardians the mote of light should be flowing freely.
Stock holders are worried they may never recover from this weeks drop but only time will tell.
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#Destiny
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3 Repliesto be honest i got the IB from last week and im happy with that and i just used my coins to upgrade my stuff im glad he did not sell anything important whats the point with people running around with such a high powered rocket launcher i rather find it and work my ass off for it so it feels like i earned it like my suros regime i have wanted that weapon since playing then friday night it dropped i was a very happy player and i think should not sell ghorn ever make people hunt for it like i have hunted for my suros and personally if bungie did allow it to be sold it would ruin the game the game is in the early stages its all about baby steps
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2 RepliesWorried about Xur not recovering? Did you forget about Banshee? I heard he filed for bankruptcy last week.
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An awesome post that's not spam! Good job.
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10 RepliesI am so happy that people won't buy NLB! I earned this weapon and I don't want every Xmas noob with their grandmoms running with this OP weapon!
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16 RepliesHis helmets are shit too, bought six, still no saint 14
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23 RepliesAbout Xur...
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Bought two helmets. Both Obsidion Mind. I play Hunter/Titan mostly.
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6 RepliesEdited by cusman: 1/24/2015 5:20:32 PMI don't mind that Xur is selling No Land Beyond, but this is now the second time he is selling that crappy weapon within a month. He has yet to sell Thunderlord or Hard Light, and its been too long since he sold Gjallahorn. Anything other than Thunderlord and Hard Light (and PS Exclusives) that he has not sold yet? Beyond that, anything he hasn't sold for as long as its been since he sold Gjallahorn?
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1 ReplyAppreciate the humor 👍 where is xur this weekend btw?
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2 RepliesIs it 23 coins because it's a primary?
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I liked this week. Yeah the weapon sucked, but I bought two helm engrams and bought the titan boots. Yeah they suck for pve but for pvp they are amazing! I got one extra rocket with the heavy ammo as soon as I unlocked the 1st perk! I dunno yeah the weapon sucked but my titan got some seriously good exotic gear, keep it up xur!
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Lol I still bought no land beyond to add to my collection
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"Speakers new book his the shelves. Readers confused, contains all blank pages and a stick figure drawing."
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I am glad it was NLB. My ps4 is down, I didn't miss a good exotic.
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Helmet engrams will save the day. NLB also has some satirical value so I wouldn't say it's going to be too bad for Xur.
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10 RepliesEdited by Puff Das Dragon: 1/24/2015 5:30:14 PM************************BREAKING NEWS************************ Destiny Times – Jan 23 - 11:43am (Saturn Time) After spending years evading authorities the Cryptarch and his accomplice Xur's luck has finally run out. While under investigation for fraud and willful deception of a government agency, the cryptarch (along with XUR) were able to escape through a serious of personal and political connections he had acquired while operating in old Russia. Federal Investigators are looking into the possible involvement of the local authorities. As it has been widely speculated that some in the “Tower” were knowingly and purposely perpetrating this racket He was arrested at 3:34pm local time without incident inside his sprawling 35,000 Acre estate located in the Canary Islands. Know locally has "El Morado Jefe" he ruled with an iron fist, casting all that would oppose him to the side. He had been seen many times around town driving is signature “Royal Purple” Rolls Royce. With a passion for flare the Cryptarch was known for his signature purple colored home, robes, a fleet of customized vehicles. Rumors even circle of a famous party where he once filled the pool with “Tears of Guardians” as some guest put it. It’s believed some of these tears were collected during his stay in the “Tower”. **We Will Have More As This Story Develops**
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BREAKING NEWS! Xur and the Agent of nine have split! Its mutual, but still leaves a sour taste in Xur's tentacle! The decision was outright by the Nine as they've seen many bad choices by Xur. Xur knew he could push sales of NO LAND BEYOND the first round. Then maximizing his profit on his many Ice Breakers he's been saving for weeks to unload before Crota hard mode! This was a bold maneuver and it paid off... until what many suspect! NO LAND BEYOND buyout! As rumors swirled that Crota was beaten by one guardian with the now infamous worst gun in game... Xur quickly bought out all No land beyonds! NOW this week looming ... Trying to maximize on this speculation cost Xur. Many expected to regroup and provide his ghjallohorns this week... Sad part of the story...He broke them all down for shards! Thinking no one would buy the horn at measly 17 coins the 7 coins for shards would again maximize proffit. Considering he only had at avg 8 coins invested per Ghjallohorn, he needed the money from shards to continue buying NO LAND BEYOND. At this rate Xur was making a huge mistake! He also neglects to sell the highly coveted armor HEART OF PRAXIC FIRE, stating " its broken and locks already have enough... Stop complaining" further complicating his disdain with locks he follows up all unresolved locks queries with "F LOCKs! Always Rezin and helpin no one but themselves!" Executives at THE NINE state " we only wish he would have sold the red deaths! He knew to stock that item for scrubs using primary exotic slot in Crota hard mode" More info coming surrounding Eris! Will she take over Xur position in the nine?
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3 RepliesWhy was the ice breaker long awaited this is the 2nd time he has sold it now can i assume you were not around at the start or simply did not pay attention to xur
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No Land Beyond is a pretty good sniper for PvP. It gives me the shotty/snipes combo I like so much. Like most snipers it has a two body or one head shot kill. Very slow reload time and bolt action almost kill this weapon, but if you have any skill you can wield it effectively.
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3 RepliesIn other news, sales of Kleenex and Maxipads skyrocket. We've reached out to both companies for comment. Stay tuned!
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Damn it
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I shorted XUR after it peaked at an all time high. Not disappointed with the results. Earnings come out next week tho.
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1 ReplyI bought the nlb & tbh im not good enough to wield this gun effectively, it takes practice to be accurate & imo its worth the time because when it connects it hits hard. Its a cool gun but requires the most skill imo, ppl that say its bad are obviously like me & lack the skill to use it, in the right hands i can imagine it being an amazing gun. Its just a shame that it uses the primary slot which imo is its biggest drawback.
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Very creative
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3 RepliesTrue that, I can't afford to purchase stuff every week, for us non 3 character players, strange coins will always be in high demand. I always have just enough, unless I get coins from the night fall. I purchased a helmet engram(third man) And an exotic shard this week.
