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1/18/2015 12:50:38 AM
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Random Coinsidences

Ok, so the funniest thing happened Friday, in my class. My friend was eating one of my classmates cupcakes. I told him that I've never had a snickerdoodle cupcake. "You've never had a snickerdoodle cupcake?"my friend said. "Yes, I haven't." I replied. "Who made them, anyhow?" "Mariana did." My other friend said this: "My d-ck made them!" I sat there and gasped. Controversy! "So wait, you and Mariana were doing "the do"?" "Wait, who made the cupcakes?" He replied. "Mariana did." "Oh no, her? I wouldn't do it to her." O rly? I continued to eat the snickerdoodle, then after I ate it... "Your daughter is in my stomach." He started to cringe. "That's so wrong." I went to go get another snickerdoodle, and then the teacher said "It's time to clean up all the crumbs and mess." I gave my half-eaten snickerdoodle to my friend, and said "You can have your som back." "That's not my son!!!1!11!" Post any story that has happened to you, that also annoys your friends.

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