Ok, so the funniest thing happened Friday, in my class.
My friend was eating one of my classmates cupcakes. I told him that I've never had a snickerdoodle cupcake. "You've never had a snickerdoodle cupcake?"my friend said. "Yes, I haven't." I replied.
"Who made them, anyhow?" "Mariana did." My other friend said this: "My d-ck made them!" I sat there and gasped. Controversy!
"So wait, you and Mariana were doing "the do"?" "Wait, who made the cupcakes?" He replied. "Mariana did." "Oh no, her? I wouldn't do it to her."
O rly?
I continued to eat the snickerdoodle, then after I ate it...
"Your daughter is in my stomach."
He started to cringe.
"That's so wrong."
I went to go get another snickerdoodle, and then the teacher said "It's time to clean up all the crumbs and mess."
I gave my half-eaten snickerdoodle to my friend, and said "You can have your som back."
"That's not my son!!!1!11!"
Post any story that has happened to you, that also annoys your friends.
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You can spell snickerdoodle, but not coincidences? O.o