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Edited by iCrydurinsex366: 1/16/2015 9:44:30 PM
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Cryptarch Boss Battle!!

I wanna murder his soul and bathe in Engrams.

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I love the Cryptarch and I hate puppies & kittens.

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I really want a boss battle against the Cryptarch, he's the most cheap and useless vendor in the game. Wasted way too much time with that scrooge. I want to kill him right there in front of his shop so everyone can see it. I wanna cut off his head, kick it around the Tower like it's a soccer ball then dismantle his body and use it as extra storage space for all the awesome armor and weapons I never got from him. After a celebratory dance and tea bagging train I'll move into his house, pleasure his wife and raise his kids as my own.

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