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1/15/2015 2:55:52 AM
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It's a new class joke, but don't be so sensitive. Lol
A titan, warlock, and hunter walk into a bar, and sit down.
The bartender says who died?
The titan says "I'm a defender-we don't die. We blow bubbles."
The warlock says " Not Me --- I just resurrected."
The two turn, and look to find the hunter dead on the floor.
"Dagnabbit there goes our flawless raid." Said everyone that was still alive.
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20 RepliesA black man was walking down the street thinking about what he should do for the night. He remembered about a bar on top of a skyscraper and decided to go there. He arrives, orders a drink and is having a good time. Suddenly, a guy runs up to the bar and says "Gimme the strongest shot you have!". The bartender pours him a shot, runs to the edge and jumps off. The man asks "wtf was that?". The bartender says " don't pay any attention to him." So the man decides to continue his drink. The man that jumped off returns, says the same thing and jumps off again. "Now I know I saw that, what's going on?". The bartender says "don't worry about it, just act like it never happened." So the man, getting frustrated says "No, if that white boy can do it, I sure as hell can! Bartender, gimme the strongest shot you have!" The bartender tries to talk him out of it, but the man won't listen. Finally, he gives the man a shot, the man runs to the edge, jumps off and dies. The bartender runs to the edge, calls the police and says "hello? Yeah, Superman is messing with the black folks again." I know this isn't Destiny related, but it reminded me of this joke.
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5 Replies[quote] The titan says "I'm a defender-we don't die. We blow bubbles." [/quote] Plot twist: the warlocks name is Bubbles
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I find its the warlocks who die the most. They get cocky with that self rez. Always funny when they forget they don't have their super charged and go in expecting to self rez. Titans die the second most often in my experience. They like to rush in and punch things, and often get overwhelmed by enemies. I die least on my hunter, but I tend to keep my distance with Scout rifles and sniper rifles. I get the medic badge a lot as a hunter.
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Technically the flawless raid was over before the lock self rezzed...
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1 Replyplot twist: that -blam!- hunter was sitting in the corner invisible the whole raid
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1 Reply-The Warlock always dies first -A real Hunter would never die
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2 RepliesThe Titan and bartender turn to the warlock "why are you glowing and have wings?" Warlock "no reason I always look like this....I died" Titan accepts that and high fives the warlock "guardian down"
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4 RepliesIf the warlock died then resurrected, would that not affect the flawless raid? The answer could change my game plan for one
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1 ReplyThe joke is that warlocks are so perfect that even tho they self-res the flawless wasn't fücked?? Right?
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2 RepliesSelf res ruins flawless dumb little warlock
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3 RepliesBut the warlock did die, and why do all these posts have the hunters dying and not the warlocks?
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4 Replies[quote]The bartender says who died? The warlock says " Not Me --- I just resurrected."[/quote] Stupid Warlock is stupid.
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4 RepliesA titan, hunter and a warlock were in a staring contest. Who won? [spoiler]Titan coz he doesnt have BLINK[/spoiler]
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But...but...a warlock DIEING and self rezzing still ruins a flawless raid.
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2 RepliesIf a warlock self rezs that means he died which means you lost flawless raider #LogicBrokeTheJoke
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1 ReplyHunter a titan and a warlock are patrolling the cosmodrome, and are starting to get a little bored. After a bit of walking, the hunter says, "watch this" throws three strange coins up in the air, pulls out his golden gun, and hits them all. The titan nods, and says, "oh yeah, check this out." He then pops a bubble, pulls out his gally and unloads on it, not leaving a scratch. After seeing this, the warlock scoffs, "that's ok, but my super is by far the best." To which the hunter responds, "oh yeah? Show me watch got!" There is a pause. Then the warlock, starting to sweat, says, "Uh... um... could one of you guys shoot me in the face real quick?"
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Edited by Erijian: 4/17/2015 7:53:01 AM[quote]The warlock says " Not Me --- I just resurrected."[/quote] [quote]"Dagnabbit there goes our flawless raid." Said everyone that was still alive.[/quote] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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A Titan a warlock and a hunter walk into a bar, they then proceed to talk about this joke that's been floating around destiny forums! The come to the conclusion that the only joke is In fact the original posts joke for being so horribly shit
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29 RepliesAnd yet hunters were the first to solo the entire raid Pffffft
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7 RepliesA titan, warlock and hunter walk into a bar, all three say ouch and the warlock and titan panic and nuke the bar.
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3 RepliesChuck Norris, a warlock, a titan, and a hunter walk into a bar. Chuck Norris wins.
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It was so unfunny that it became funny
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But the warlock already died and resed...
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Please don't share another one.
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My god that was horrible
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1 ReplyThis was the worst joke ever. Even the joke itself doesnt work.
