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12/21/2004 1:06:43 AM
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The flood are spreading
I was walking home from school with my friends, all a glow with christmas spirit, when 20 infection forms dashed around the corner in front of us. We tried to run, hoping that jumping over the creek would save us from this madness. My friend Morris tried to clear the icy waters, but slipped and fell. I watched as the flood devoured him mercilessly. I have just arrived home now, and as I sit, huddled in a dark basement room, telling you this, I can hear the screams of my neighbors meeting the same fate. Beware, the flood are coming!!! And on christmas Eve, when you see santas sleigh floating across the sky, stay away!!!! Gravemind is just using it to spread the flood, like in amber clad.
Well in order to make some changes here, I've re-opened membership to all who wish to join. Feel free to pm me for some tips and a synopsis, and have fun! Ohh yes, the general rules still apply.
1. No covenant
2. The Flood are not in the Ark, and likely will not be
3. Control your own character, and refrain from making him a Spartan
[Edited on 6/17/2005]
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The message that was previously posted here was mean and had no reason to be there.(I must have had a stick up my ass when I posted it) So now it is replaced by a much better message. AAAAAH!!!! The Flood Are Everywhere We're All Gonna Die!!!!!!!!!! [Edited on 6/20/2005]
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Santa, under the rule of the flood, will put an infection form inside every present, and on christmas day, we'll all die! I can kill the infection forms before they get you!!! Just send all your presents on christmas day to me, thats canada, calgary, postal #******, and send a little money too!
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He's like that guy in the streets with funny sayings on picket signs such as "The End Is Near"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xeroh Santa, under the rule of the flood, will put an infection form inside every present, and on christmas day, we'll all die! I can kill the infection forms before they get you!!! Just send all your presents on christmas day to me, thats canada, calgary, postal #******, and send a little money too![/quote] thank god, but whats the money for?
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Uh, weapons... yeah... I'll need a lot of guns to kill them!
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Man we have to act fast!!! There going from north to south, ahh its like santas little helpers gone bad!!!! So maybe, just maybe, the flood are elves. Not as good looking as I thought elves would be, or as nice. And for such small little buggers, they've got quite the appetite.
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Or you could give the money to me...... I can use it to ......develop Flood Proof Armor, yeah Flood Proof Armor.....that's what I'll use it for.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kingcream I was walking home from school with my friends, all a glow with christmas spirit, when 20 infection forms dashed around the corner in front of us. We tried to run, hoping that jumping over the creek would save us from this madness. My friend Morris tried to clear the icy waters, but slipped and fell. I watched as the flood devoured him mercilessly. I have just arrived home now, and as I sit, huddled in a dark basement room, telling you this, I can hear the screams of my neighbors meeting the same fate. Beware, the flood are coming!!! And on christmas Eve, when you see santas sleigh floating across the sky, stay away!!!! Gravemind is just using it to spread the flood, like in amber clad.[/quote] You saw them too? Well let me tell you [i]my[/i] tale... I was riding the bus to school, talking about trivial matters like whether or not I could make it to the movies on friday, when suddenly the bus driver slammed on the brakes, and turned the bus to the side. The bus rolled over onto its sides, tossing its passengers around like rag dolls. Once all settled down, and I wiped the blood from my eyes, I saw them. Infection forms attempting to enter the bus through the windshield. I quickly got on my feet and pulled myself to the back of the bus. The infection forms peeled away the metal like it was foil, and quickly began to devour my classmates. I grabbed the handle of the emergancy door, tugged on it untill it opened, then crawled out. On the side of the road I found a sturdt branch which I picked up as I sprinted away. As I looked back I could see the infection forms devouring other unlucky pedistreans. I kicked out the window to a Ford Taurus and unlocked the door. As I stepped in I was overjoyed to see the keys sitting in the car. I started it up and floored it home. I, too, am sitting in my basement, armed with only my paintball gun and this trusty stick. I know they are in the house- the stench is almost suffocating me. The day of rekoning is upon us- repent... [Edited on 12/20/2004 5:32:24 PM]
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*womanily scream* AHHHH!
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Brothers, will we let the flood destroy our christmas?!!! will we let them take away the reason for the season?!!!!! We will not!! Together, we can make a stand. I propose we send all our presents to that guy in Calgary, he seems to know what hes talking about. But we must hurry, I can here a flood combat form drag itself across the floor above me, making strange gurgling noises. Good God!!! Its my mother...... the world as we know it is coming to and end.
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King. I just realized something. We're in the same basement...
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would you look at that. hmmm, so that explains the taurus in front of my house. Its your call bro, should we sit this fight out, or dash out there and load those little grinches with bullets?
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Hmmm... Oh. I found some pie in the Taurus before I ran in. Have a slice if you want. I say that we go out, guns blazing. But we gotta be fast to barricade up the house when were done.
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Good story, but I still think you're on dope. When was your last drug test?
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Mmmm banana cream, my favorite. So anyways, me and pinkmenace sneak outside of the house, and see a hot blonde girl across the street completely surrounded by flood. We cannot let her die, and so he pulls out his trusty stick, and I my trusty bagpipes............
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I'd ask you to shoot me, but this is getting slightly interesting. Continue.
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I begin blasting out my own special version of "I Saw Three Ships Come Sailing In". The flood turn in agitation of the noise, and quickly forget about the girl. While they advance apon me, pink quickly grabs the distraught girl, and carries her into the house. I wait till the flood are within twenty feet, still playing to my hearts content. And as those ugly bastards prepare to overtake me, I swing down the opening of the bagpipes towards them, lock my knees, and fire off 4 rockets where they stand.
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Yeah, then I walk up, get attacked, and -blam!- my pants.
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As I go inside, I see a large poppy Flood. I grab three steak knives out of a drawer next to me and hurl them at the carrier. On the third shot, he explodes. Luckly, I'm waiting with my trusty stick. I swing untill their all dead.
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yeah they're drugged up... I can smell the Haloauroma on their clothes.
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So here we are, barricaded in a dark basement, with a hot blonde chick, waiting for the day to come so we can begin looking for more survivors, anyone else care to join?
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Ha! I just knocked the arms off this Combat form. Now he just folows me around. Kinda cute. Like a demented, gurgling puppy on crack. [Edited on 12/20/2004 8:00:57 PM]
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hmm, maybe if you put a leash on it and took it for a walk, the rest of the flood would stay away. Well anyways, this hot blonde girl turns out to be a young scientist, and shes working on creating a flood vaccine to protect me and pink. To do it, she needs a gallon of my saliva. Its going to be a long, passionate, and heated night.
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hey hey that hot blonde is the girl form my sig j/k, and this is turning a wee bit to um lets say erotic lets stop it right here before i see the wrong kind of 3 some.
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Haha, you've got youself confused my friend. I meant 'long' as in no one can sleep because we are all in fear of the flood finding our hiding spot, 'passionate' as in all three of us are 'passionate' about creating a vaccine and surviving, and 'heated' as in my dad forgot to install A/C units in the basement, so its hot and stuffy lol. I appreciate your concern, but now back to the story
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If you let me join you in the basement, I'll bring a 12-gauge and an Etch-A-Sketch.
