So I work at a hotel it's nearing 5am and I do my building walk, one room is being really loud (drunk loud) and I knock to ask them to be quiet and from inside I hear:
[quote]it's the "hotel brand" guy outside and my vagina is out[/quote]
Wut
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Some guy asked me to get his change out of his pocket with a full on erection.
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>Be me >Giving boat tour at zoo >Point out the cougar exhibit >2 old ladies behind me ask how many cougars we have >Say 2 >Old ladies say "well you've got 2 more right here" and proceed to wink at me. >Uncomfortably say "oh..."
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Felt up my crotch [spoiler]mmm[/spoiler]
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I deserve a box.
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That was you?
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Some guy shouted [b]OP IS A FGT[/b]