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12/22/2014 11:15:07 PM
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#warlockism 2

Ok, hunters if it's a fight you want it's a fight you'll get. Warlocks are obviously the best class and let me prove it to you... Firstly warlock 'armbands' are obviously the best as an armband marks a person as being a higher rank or class as others (captain in soccer). Secondly, I don't care about your crummy hunter cloaks ... We have stylish 'trenchcoats' that we wear around with much more style then Benedict cumberbatch could ever pull off in his trenchcoat. Thirdly, sunsingers are a bunch of zombies! How cool can you get... And they come back from the dead multiple times. They don't even have to wait three days ;) Don't get me started at voidwalkers hurling nothingness as a weapon. I mean c'mon. Fourthly, we're the most picked on race but in the end the most popular. I mean xur that bully brings us the same things every week but we sit by and wait our turn. Even though we're the nerds of the tower (all that learning) we're still the most picked class by 66%. Who was able to cheese Atheon with our godly grenades? Who's melee is the best of all classes? Who's class are a bunch of brainy Phoenix's? Who got the head and claws of the ahamkara rather then a baby ahamkaras arm? Last of all, hunters are thieves who stole blink from us (a pair of boots told me). I rest my case...

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