A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Evolutionary biologist at the bar answers: "A long face on a horse allows his eyes to remain above the grasses while eating and see predators farther away." Physicist answers: "The long face makes the horse aerodynamic." Biblical scholar answers: "God Made horses this way for Dad Jokes." Art scholar answers: "Picas-I-said-so" The Horse, who doesn't understand English, stands there and takes a shìt on the floor.