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Edited by IM SUPER BLOWN :
12/22/2014 1:07:59 AM
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Someone offers you candy.
You're walking down the street and a van pulls up, a fellow jogger immediately greets you and offers you candy.
The man in the van continues to shadow you.
Edit* I will not be replying anymore as the grandgamemaster.
*make your own stories up. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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#Offtopic
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I ask the jogger to walk with me. Passing my house, i grab him, and take him to my basement of horrors at gunpoint
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Punch him in the face.
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Edited by Commando love: 12/23/2014 9:19:53 AMI'm 12 and what is this?
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2 RepliesEdited by DrunkWolf: 12/23/2014 2:16:32 AMplace candy between butt cheeks... squeeze real hard.... give back candy!
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) strike
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6 RepliesStranger Danger!!!
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1 ReplyTAKE THAT CANDY
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2 RepliesSeems legit, Who doesn't love candy?
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Take the candy, and run away.
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1 ReplyI read every single comment on this thread
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3 RepliesCall in an AC130 piloted by Chuck Norris, and have scotty beam me up. Ain't nobody knows what kind o candy i like
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I explode, releasing an explosion so big, it destroys all of the US.
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3 RepliesOffer him candy instead! And lead him to your van. [spoiler]Then r@pe the shit out of them.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesPunch jogger in the nards, rip his head off while he's down and beat the van driver to death with it. Then eat the candy.
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3 RepliesTake the candy from the strangers "secret stach."
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11 RepliesKick him in the nuts and take the candy
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3 RepliesTurn down the candy, continue on, and bolt if the van continues to follow me. Anyone that I don't know offering me free food or drink causes immediate alarms in my mind, I don't even trust unattended food or drink in my own home if it's been left out in the open for very long.
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6 RepliesIs he a fat neck beard?
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26 Replies*opens back of truck* *finds stash of explosives* *(Lenny face)* *blows up everything*
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1 ReplyInb4 Lonepaul
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Edited by Stanman lvl7: 12/22/2014 7:27:48 AM>guy offers candy >I pull off mask *its shrek!!* >flies through window >things happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) > that'll teach em.
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4 RepliesAnybody who has candy us a good person. I don't get the dilemma.
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Pull down pants. Urinate on van. Poop on the roof.
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I'll turn to a banana 🍌
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[quote]You're walking down the street and a van pulls up, a fellow jogger immediately greets you and offers you candy. The man in the van continues to shadow you. Edit* I will not be replying anymore as the grandgamemaster. *make your own stories up. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/quote] Penis
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11 RepliesIt depends if it's a female I push her and the van and engage in combat if you know what I mean. If it's a male time to get the revolver
