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Edited by Elbow Macaroni: 12/16/2014 5:25:00 PM
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Weirdest thing a girl has said to you?

What is the weirdest thing any grill has told you? Whether it's your girlfriend, your mom, or just some random chick. I came up with the idea for this thread after something some girl said to me yesterday. Click the spoiler for the story. [spoiler]So I was having a conversation in class with a girl and a friend of mine. We somehow got on the subject of height, and I'm not really tall, I'm kinda short. So she was asking how tall I was. I said "I don't know, I don't measure myself often. I'm probably about 5ft 7inches or so." And she said "Oh it doesn't matter how tall you are if your dick is big." In my mind I was like "What the -blam!- could you repeat that???" But I just laughed and played it off as a joke, but foreal who says that hahaha. My friend just looked at me oddly as if I had done something sexual with her or something.[/spoiler]

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  • Edited by PapaCap: 12/20/2014 4:47:53 PM
    Back in 2012, I was working on one our rental properties in LA and this junkie bitch (Nancy, dumb bitch had a son and turned him into a junkie too) comes around and starts gabbing on about 2012, the Mayans and the apocalypse. She's telling us how she's going to kill herself before the year ends because she didn't want the apocalypse to kill her. Stupid bitch got high and forgot to go through with it I guess. A month or so later her 40 year old junkie son Chris stole a pallet jack in the middle of the night, walked however many blocks in the rain with it, and ditched it in our tenants driveway when he was trying to take it to the back to hide it, but got it stuck in the mud instead.

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