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Things you won't hear from Hunters

[u]You probably will never hear any of the following from Hunters:[/u] I missed (If we did, we never say it out loud, or we blame it on miscalculated wind drift). They caught me. It’s boring out there in the wastes. I feel safer in the city. I am perfectly capable of social interaction with normal people (If you hear this from a Hunter it’s most likely a lie).[b] [Pro Tip: Hunters tend to make a drumming motion with their index finger when they’re lying/nervous, as a way to track and control heart rate][/b] Yeah I’m stalking you (It’s either a coincidence or a lie). Hmm, this Hand Cannon/Scout Rifle/Pulse Rifle is cool and all but I’d rather go with the Auto Rifle. I’m scared of heights. I’m not going down/in there. I think they saw me. I lost/forgot my knife. I’ll let you hold my knife (lol Never, not even if you’re our crush). [b][Pro tip: A Hunter tends to name a knife after his/her love interest. (e.g. Amanda, Alach)][/b] I like your waist-sash/armband (To Titans and Warlocks). I didn't see you there (To anyone, even fellow Hunters). My cloak looks ridiculous (Our cloaks never look ridiculous). My mum made me this cloak (Even if she did). I can’t survive alone. I don’t think we can kill that. I think we’re lost. Your bubble saved my life (To Titans, we might say thanks, but not to this extent). I like your idea (To Warlocks, even if we do in fact, like your ideas). Your knife is bigger than mine (To fellow Hunters). Get behind me Titan. Take the shot Warlock. Wait up guys, I’m tired. (And of course): Warlocks taught us how to blink. [u]/*Step up Guardians! Get creative and make lists for your own class*/[/u]

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  • As a hunter, I disagree with the one about holding my knife. Many of my enemies have held my knife..... In their necks, their backs, their faces, and everywhere else that is not their hands. Some times I ask them right before I release my blade to fly true and straight to their crit zone.

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  • Edited by LarrBearrr: 4/7/2015 2:51:09 AM
    "Don't worry guys, I can make orbs for you." - Bladedancer

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  • Edited by vXToxic NinjaXv: 4/7/2015 3:04:31 AM
    Did you know that a description on some warlock boots reads "Warlocks taught us how to blink, but always deny it" -Hunter handbook." My friend told me that these were on rare warlock boots he got from a ROC strike 1 minute earlier (we just got to the tower). I can't remember the exact words (near the end from "but always deny it")but this is what he told me and I trust him. [P.S, warlocks are and have always been the alpha class] [[P.P.S, he did dismantle them]]

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    • Bump

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    • Man i don't know if I can wipe hat whole team

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    • Omg I does of laughter this is so funny [spoiler]"and there was the hunter, polishing his endless set of knives"- my saying [/spoiler]

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    • I'm helpful in pve

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    • Edited by Issah Wywin: 1/16/2015 1:29:54 PM
      ++++++ Made me smile the whole way through. I identify with the Hunter class the most (My roleplaying character is the same kind of person, tough it's not in a destiny universe.) And really, it's all completely spot on. We might appreciate the support from Titans and the warm glow of a warlocks impressively magical affinity, but it usually stop with a "thanks!" 12/10 will read again!

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      • "my cloak looks ridiculous" enjoying your potato sack "cloak" from eris?

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        • Things you'll never hear anyone say: "Man, we really need a hunter for this raid!"

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          • Things you'll never hear a warlock say: "Can someone revive me?" "Does anyone have any extra grenades?" "I can't jump across that." "I need a waist sash or a cape instead of this stupid trenchcoat." "I can't revive the entire team." "Can anyone else get across the bridge." "It's not fun pushing bosses off cliffs." "I can't destroy the bubble and everything inside/outside of it with a nova bomb." "Blinking is for hunters." "Shooting giant bombs made of dark energy is so lame." "I need an overshield just like the titan." "Being a pyromaniac is bad." "Radiance doesn't look as cool as the other supers."

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          • [quote]Here are the things Titans will not say. "Step out in front of me, Hunter/Warlock" "I prefer Auto Rifles above all weapons." (A true Titan uses whatever is around him) "I did not name my shotgun." (Titans, like Hunters, name their weapons after good friends/heroes/love interests) "Punching something is not an acceptable plan." (Punching solves everything.) "I can't stop the bleeding! (FACT: All Titans must take field medic courses, and always know what to do when injured.) "You'll pull through, just stay still. (You are going to be alright, but are probably dying. Just let your Titan buddy do their work.) "I am the greatest!" (Boasting is reserved for Hunters) "I don't care about history." (Titans love history, to the point that they will sit down and voluntarily converse with the Cryptarch for hours at a time) "I'm not much of a strategist." (Titans love strategy) "These are MY field rations" (Titans always share) "I wasn't worried, I knew you could do it." (Titans are constantly worried about their comrades) "I can't do that for you." (This is a flat-out lie) "I could care less about what you think." (Also a lie.) "Only male Exos are true Titans" (The last Titan to say this fell was punched right off the Tower by Commander Zavala.) "No girls allowed" (See above)

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            • Titans would never say: I got whooped by a hunter. That invisibility is super useful. Blink jump makes it harder to hit them.(where ever they are, they will be punched)

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            • Wow...your attempt at humor was horrible!!!!!! One thing you'll never hear hunters say...you'll never hear them say anything because we booted them off the fireteam as soon as we found out it was a Hunter!!!!!

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              • "I´ not sure if I can pull this one on my own.." "Have the warlock providing covering fire" "You titan! grab the sword!" "Watch your own back" "I won´t make it out of this" "I am afraid of crucible" and one thing we all think but we never say "I know they call me useless, and matter of fact other than my player skills, there isn´t really any other thing I can give to a team other than that..My player skills and I gotta work them out and be better than the warlock next to me, I gotta be faster, aim my shots better, see things clearly, I really need to put up to my team´s expectations and fulfill my role, I am the keeper of this pack and I shall prove them that I am worth my weight in Radiant Shards....They won´t see me go down, and even if I do it will be giving a hell of a fight"

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                • Heres something you wont hear a hunter say either "I like vaginas"

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                  • Things warlocks never say. "Ok, I'll shut up now." :p

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                  • This is 100% inaccurate

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                    • I can't do this Raid/Strike

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                    • "Wow i survived this strike without needing to be revived at all" Fuqin hunters

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                    • How about: I love this shotgun This hand cannon doesn't have good DPS I need sniper support I'll grab the relic

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                    • Things Warlocks never say: - i'm fragile i should probably stay back - i can never deal with large groups of tightly packed enemies - this robe looks like a dress (even if it does) - i REALLY hope these new boots fit the rest of my armour - wow you generated way more orbs than me! (the exeception is defenders with heavy weapons) - i wish i had some armour that wasn't made of ahamkara corpses (suck it titans :P) - i'm really vulnerable while i'm floofing - You should definitely risk running across the boss room to revive me because i really can't do it myself - grenades are WAY better than exploding balls of void flavoured death - dangit that dreg is out of my melee range - I wish i had bulkier armour - yes titan, you're strategy is superior to mine - yes hunter, you're better equipped for crowd control - damn i feel so useless during the Templar fight - this fire on my arm actually really hu-OH GOD SOMEONE HELP MY ARM IS ON FIRE! AGHAGAHAGHAGAH! - Yay now my nightfall buff matches my subclass element. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY: - Thanks Xur, what an excellent armour selection!

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                      • I wish I could float around in the air like you warlock.

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                      • "I was useful in vault of glass"

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                        • Join me, I need the help Slow down, I can't keep up You look better than I do (to Titan, Warlock) I'd love a floaty double jump Show me how to use a hand cannon Show me how to use a knife I'd sneak over and stab him, but he'll see me Oh no, a group of enemies have me surrounded, I'm genuinely worried and out of ideas There are three of them and I only have one Arcbolt grenade I wish my cloak was a bond or mark, they're cooler

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                        • I'm helping

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