The stats:
automachine gun
rate of fire, same as atheon's epilogue.
Damage- 400
Stability-high
reload- quick.
Ammo capacity- 200 per clip.
That way when people inevitably complain about it, you will see the following:
"NERF YORDIK NOW!"
"IM GETTING TIRED OF PEOPLE SPRAYING YORDIK ALL OVER THE PLACE!"
"How do I get yordik?"
"Xur is selling Yordik this week. Wtf bungie? I worked for yordik and now you just -blam!- us in the ass?"
"I accidentally dismantled yordik! help!"
"Buff yordik!"
"Yordik is overpowered!"
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"I hate how Yordik takes up half the screen when you're looking down the sight." "Yordik makes my guardian's hands look small." "Yordik definitely isn't pretty."