There was a thread, and in the thread there was someone talking about how all Americans are fat. I replied to him, using green text (dunno why, I just felt like it) I replied [quote]>5'7 >130 lbs[/quote]And this guy comes back with [quote]Is that the average American dinner?[/quote] What are the best comebacks you've heard, with context? Update 1: some pretty good comebacks, some pretty old ones. Funny stories are more than welcome. Keep em coming!