What have you got in reserves for when a certain "predicament" occurs? Here's mine... For salty situations: [spoiler] http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/53676205.jpg [/spoiler] For gr8 b8s: [spoiler]Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 888-888-8888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8.[/spoiler] For NOPEs: [spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/U7Hfw.gif[/spoiler] For shitposts: (Contributed by, The Cellar Door) [spoiler] My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "if you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized exactly what was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. My mother said to me, "don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway. [/spoiler] For Desticles: (Contributed by, WOOKIE ON CRACK) [spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/xlKclp4.gif[/spoiler] For Intimidation: (Contributed by, TheFlyingNarwhal) [spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/9ZRq0vM.gif[/spoiler] For Impliers: (Contributed by, Enderwolf1013) [spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/RS90kfa.gif[/spoiler] For anything: [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]