Yup I have said something that will probably ensure sleeping in the sofa for the next few days,I guess I wanted to know how many are on the same boat
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I told a dude "Pull up your pants, nobody wants that ass" Came out better then I thought it would.
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"Your Mother is a whore." Except the bed was mine, so she slept on the couch.
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I've never said anything bad to my girlfriend...oh right, I don't have one *sobs quietly*
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What did you say to her?
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I once told my boyfriend his balls smell like sewage and if he wanted a bj he better take a weed whacker to that jungle he calls his pubes.
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Be more like that other girl, she's cuter
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"I'm jealous Dave got to bang Isabella" "..." [spoiler]my gf isn't called Isabella[/spoiler]
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Once after sex I was trying to get her to do more than missionary with the lights off. So I described to her that sex was beginning to be boring and I compared it to me having honey nut Cheerios every day for breakfast. She started crying instantly but it worked in the end ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I didn't wear a condom
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Your twin sister was better
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"Make me a sandwich."
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BUMP!!!
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Fuc..... Wait I don't have girlfriend.
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[quote]For the last time! You don't exist![/quote] CoastalSet 4 local loner 2015
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"Your dad is an asshole" I was promoted to the couch for a few days from that remark
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Well we technically aren't going out but we want to. But anyways I can't remember exactly what I said but it was something like, "I'll help pay for it." And it ended up in a huge fight.
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"WTF!! THATS NOT LEGAL!!!"
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"At least I'm not the one who caused 2 suicides"
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We would call each other names, but never seriously lol i know better than that. You always have to try and control your temper
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You're a filthy whores that deserves what happened to you." Still stand by my statement.
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I hate your mom
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"Kill yourself"
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"You don't exist." But it's true ;__;