This tends to work on finding unsuspecting Desticles for the bar... Write Desticle "fan-fiction", but you need to know how they think first. Learn their habits.... "Fan-Fiction" example, do not read if you are highly allergic to Desticle Festivals: [spoiler]. Jay (Part 1) -Gruntworks It was bitterly cold, I don't like the cold. I flew through the air, arcs of fire danced around me as I casually tossed a grenade back to the Vandal firing at me. It took a header and immediately plopped to the ground, the arc grenade wouldn't stop there, I knew, the last vandal and shank fell with it. Another day in Russia, they said it was nice this time of year.... "You should check out Russia, good weather, nice loot.." Instead I found snow, and cold. Nice. Minutes before, I watched this patrol group search through a nearby roadway, they knew whatever they were looking for. They tore open cars, nearby buildings, anything I would think to hide in. Their leader (The vandal that ate the grenade) seemed a mite angry, taking it out on the few dregs. Later he even ripped open a car, stood for a moment, then angrily grabbed something inside and 'naded it. Someone has anger issues. Had. Thinking I might as well check it out, I looted his pockets for what he picked up. He had binoculars and some MREs... Nobody else was here though, but these were freshly opened.... Filing that under "Weird" and moving on, I'll deal with that later. I moved to the nearby bunker for the warm air coming out, smelled weird though.... Warm....... That smell nagged at me though, something about it... A hive knight rounded the corner. "Holy...." we both just stared at each other. I knew what they looked like, other guardians came back with stories of "Space zombies"... It kept staring for a moment, it had scales bigger then my head, a sword taller then I, and it's eyes... Its eyes stared right through me, a dead stare, you won't forget that look once you see it. It also smelled like a drunk cow with diarrhea. After that surprise, the knight roared. It charged me and I spent the last 4 rounds of my shotgun on it's upper body. It disintegrated in a flash of darkness. The darkness was short, the room lit up like an old Christmas tree. Void rounds whistled past acolytes fired volley after volley at me. They disintegrated like the knight before them under my sidearm. The last of them, a lone thrall, rushed it's way to me, screaming louder then a banshee. I slid toward it, flipped it head over heels into the wall with a slam. Rhino would have complemented that trick, it was his favorite. "Another day at the office" I prodded the skull on the floor with my boot. I didn't remember it being so dark in here.... The dark shifted, as did the knight over my shoulder. It rushed me from the ledge it was on, had me against the wall before I could finish turning to meet it. It roared and raised it's cannon, my own weapon I could see glinting next to me. I reached for it.... The knight's head exploded in solar light, the trail of the round through the air... "Missed one." [/spoiler] Post something enticing to trap them easily, it works on their primitive minds... Use yellow geometric shapes to get their attention...