Okay Flood, post all the creepy items you have in your household, I'll go ahead and start it off!
Someone in my household decided it would be a genius move to buy this snowman, and this snowman, talks when people enter the room. So I get up from the couch whilst browsing #offtopic to take a trip to the restroom, and I enter this pitch black restroom, and suddenly I hear, "Ho Ho ho, who's gotta go? Ho Ho Ho, who's gotta go, oh hear in the bathroom don't mind me, I'm here to keep you company!" And I literally jumped and nearly shouted at the top of my lungs, I swear, next time he says that, he's the one going, straight out the window. From the other side of the story, I'm seen getting up, the creak of a door can be heard, then, "Jesus Christ!" As the snowman goes off.
What's the creepiest item in your household?