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Edited by Dolphinizer:
12/15/2014 6:07:15 PM
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The Million Dollar Snail
Would you take 1,000,000$ if in exchange there is instantly a snail hunting you down. If this snail touches you, you will instantly die. The snail can NOT be stopped, can NOT be destroyed and will find a way in/out of anywhere. It will always move at snails pace and never sleeps. Would you take the money?
Please post why you think this below
[spoiler]Not my hypothetical it belongs to Gavin Free[/spoiler]
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Rooster teeth
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2 RepliesEasy, put the snail on a really slow treadmill. IM INVINCIBLE!!!!
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Edited by astralouroboros: 12/16/2014 5:15:29 AMof course, i would simply invest the money and profit greatly while that nice amount of cash grew, using some of the money i would hire people to implant or attacha small transmitter on the snail, thus giving me its location anywhere anytime. id also pay nasa to investigate the "indestructable" snail. those astros would put that bitch in space to see what woud happen. id then pay them to eject that bitch to the moon. dont care how it would escape that bitch would take a century minimum to float back to earth. by this time id be ritch and again cant die so once it come back i have all the power i have to stop or halt/stall that bitch. through the years space travel becomes a thing and i venture forth to the stars and become an immortal ship captain/space pirate who will never die all while that snail is stuck on earth. if he comes after me ive still got that tsansmitter so bam ill imeideitly know where he is and i can safly get someone to take care of it as you can tell i take the money
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Edited by Veldoodle: 12/16/2014 5:21:09 AMWhat type of snail are we talking about? Also, just have someone trap it in a hamster ball. It can't touch me then.
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Have someone tie a tracking system onto it. Relocate it every now and again. Buy a houseboat, too. A mobile one.
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Inb4 Everyone who voted yes ends up mysteriously dying, slime trails spotted at crime scenes.
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3 RepliesYes. I just fly into space, leaving the snail behind.
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Yes, because that'll raise my adrenaline. THE THRILLLLLLL
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10 RepliesIsn't that life? The snail is slowly coming to kill ya. Like death, he cannot be stopped, but can only be ran from for so long before your inevitable encounter. As you age and become slower, the snail eventually catches you.
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Get NASA to launch it into space. :D
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Buy an island that is self sustaining. Win.
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3 RepliesYes. Make sure you are far enough away so that your plane has enough time to get moving before it reaches the plane and fly across the ocean
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2 RepliesThe snail can not fly or swim. That is just rubbish.
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1 ReplyEdited by FKNGORILLACOW: 12/15/2014 6:56:14 PMThis sounds bloody terrifying. I feel I would always have to move somewhere at a given date, and if you went for a walk you could always be potentially closer to the snail then when you were at home given the closer date of the snail closing in, but you wouldn't know where it was. If it was a day away from your supposed snail getaway interval date, wouldn't that mean that the snail is potentially somewhere slowly slithering outside, in a 5 foot vicinity. Now what if it were weeks from the date that you keep moving locations, could the snail potentially be far enough away from you, and you still going, so when you do go for that walk, you die anyway because you weren't thinking about the snail that was in such a place, at such a time, that it was a snail's weeks worth away from your house, that was 15 feet to you? Edit: I voted No, if you're too old to move WHAT DA FAWK.
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2 Replies-run snail onto treadmill for energy- -profit-
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I'd hire Burnie to be chased instead.
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We must make him harder, better, faster, stronger.
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So. If the snails pace is 1k an hour. I move 5000 km away it'll take 5000 hours? So if I move a million km away. It'll take a little over two years to get to me. So I'd just have to move every two years . financially it wouldn't work
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2 RepliesNo. That snail sounds scary.
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9 RepliesNope not for that tiny amount lol
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Time to move to England
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Not for that chump change.
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Edited by SpookyCrunch x5: 12/15/2014 7:02:09 PMNo, it'd have to be at least 10 mil so I could buy multiple houses around the world and fly to each one every few years.
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Good old Gavin free. I'd probably take it.
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FINALLY! A good forum post where you have to think. I would say no, because you wouldn't be living your life the way you'd want to be living it. You'd always be thinking of the snail, instead of enjoying yourself.
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id have a close friend plant a gps tracer on the snails back with a 13 months of batter charge for it, and have home drive the snake far away, and repeat every year.
