[b] SPIRIT BLOOM, OR SPIRIT GANJA? [/b] With the new Tower statistics released, one statistic has been debated. There has been a recent rise in Spirit bloom being sold illegally on the city streets. The plant, which originates from the planet Venus, is being used to smoke by the people with our Guardians being the distributors. The effects of smoking this drug are under debate as there are no side effects of anyone dying from the drug, however it is still illegal to smoke. Reports suggest Guardians use spirit bloom within the lining of their armour to act as an adrenaline substance, therefore making them more efficient. The speaker recently legalised this type of usage for Guardians only with a bloom card, they can then buy the substance for 10 marks at a tower vendor. Is this the type of Guardian we want protecting us, I spoke to a local Hunter, their identity will not be revealed and shall be known as chuckling. [b]Chuckling:[/b] I don't see a problem in using the drug, it enhances my performance in the battlefield. I have been known to take out hordes of vex in the vault of glass, a well known dangerous territory. [b]Me:[/b] What if you die from the usage of this drug, will we not have your skills anymore [b]C:[/b] I have a ghost, if I die they'll bring me back from the dead, and this drug is 100% safe, I do it on a daily basis and I'm not at all worried about anything. I am relaxed and then when it's time for a fight I am pumped and will not hesitate to protect this city. The illegality of Spirit Bloom was made when a Guardian, under the influence, crashed their jumpship into Old Russia, the guardian was arrested and sent back to novice level. His jumpshit hasn't been reclaimed. [b]ARE WE IN DANGER?[/b] With the increase of Guardians leaving for the front lines, a question arises. Are we safe? Reports from the battlefield report that. Guardians can "Kill an entire field of fallen and not receive damage", their efficiency has even been encouraged by the towers bounty seller himself. " More and more guardians are getting bored of killing armies, so I give them challenges, they kill 100 enemies without taking damage I give them stuff. Think of it as encouragement to protect our people". Guardians are arriving everyday yet none stay to protect the city, most are venturing to mars or Venus. Leaving us to question their efficiency should an attack happen. Fair to say though, if one was imminent we could drop the traveler on them. [b]GUARDIAN STUNT SHOW STUNS FANS[/b] Fans were stunned by the bravery of Guardians the other day when the annual stunt show arrived to town. This year we were treated to a show filled with racing, shooting ranges and rides, however the main event stunned audiences as Guardians jumped on their sparrows and performed flips in kid air, some sparrows reaching over 3 stories. We asked Engineer Halliday of the secrets. " Most sparrows contain stabilisers to keep them upright in the air and safe for all terrain manoeuvres. These sparrows however have destabilisers, which make them spin out of control in mid air, these Guardians are very talented to be able to control the rolls". Guardians from all levels arrived to help out with the show, Elite class Warlocks were seen using their powers to move things around in the air, while Titans read stories to the children. Hunters could be seen pitting against each other in the shooting ranges with only one brawl surprisingly. With the night coming to the close Guardians treated us to a barrage of fireworks. Or what we assume to be fireworks, Warlocks like to mess with those things. We can't wait to see next years show [b]In other news[/b] -The speaker caught smoking Spirit Bloom! - Eris' return causes chaos in the city! - Lord Shaxx seen leaving a brothel! - Iron Banner returns! Participants to be named! - The winner of I'm a Guardian get me out of here! To be announced!