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How come our noses run but our feet smell?

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Pity he can't act for shit though!

this isn't just ordinary stupid. this isn't even full retard. this.. is advanced stupidity.

If roses are blue And grass can be teal How can mirrors be real If our eyes aren't real?

I Don't Know What To Say Bro

[url=http://www.vice.com/read/we-asked-a-philosophy-professor-to-translate-that-jaden-and-willow-interview-118]Apparently, it may not be crazy making them say these things.[/url]

I herd when he turns 18 he will cut his own dick off

I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.

This whole scene.... Lol.

Now I have to decide between "We've got jackals in the courtyard" "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma" "Try Xbox.com" "You need a [School name redacted] premium membership to view this quote" "The day people stop doing stuff for attention is the day people in hell get ice water" And "How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real" For a yearbook quote...good thing I got a few more years to brainstorm...

Stawp

Nice thread, Wiz.