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12/14/2014 1:29:10 AM
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Do you see this?
Do you know who this is? You better know, cause it is Tim Mother-blam!-ing Allen. This bitch is the most badass -blam!-er in the world. Wanna know why? This bitch literally murdered Santa in cold blood. Yeah, that's right. This bitch ain't showing no mercy to anyone, especially the cookie and milk chugging mother-blam!-er that is Santa. Now, not only did he steal that fat -blam!-'s life, he even stole he job. Yeah, this bitch will kill you and mess with your entire life. He went from being some kiss ass to the guy that now gets all the elf pussy he -blam!-ing wants. You want to hear something that will make you truly see that this bitch is your mother-blam!-ing nightmare? He once made a clone of himself and killed it. He basically committed suicide and still lived. He can't -blam!-ing die. Yeah, so you better not pout and you better not cry because this mother-blam!-er will slide down your chimney and beat the shit out of you with his sack of goodies before eating that terrible shit you made because you suck at making cookies, you bitch.
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hey 🎄🎄you christmas 🎄🎄⛄⛄elf 🎄🎄⛄⛄lookin bitches🎄🎄⛄⛄ it’s the end 😟😭❌❌of HOEvember 🍂🍂🍗🍗but that means the beginning😊😊👌👍 of DICKcember 🍆👀✊😏😏it’s time to hoe🎄 hoe 🎄hoe 🎄all over a big ol dick🍆🍆🍆🍆👅👅 tis the season to be all over that dick 🍆🍆👅👅if someone sent you this it means you’re a hoe ass bitch 😱😱😲👅🙅🙅resend to 1🎄5🎄other reindeer bitches who need to get 🍆🍆DICKed 🍆🍆t🎄he fuc🍆🎄k ⛄🍆DOWNNN 🎄🎄🍆🍆this holiday season if you don’t resend this❌❌😯🙅🙅you
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OMG THAT GUY IS THE GUY WHO STALKS ME AND MY FAMILY EVERY DAY HE ALWAYS BREAKS INTO MY HOUSE ONCE A YEAR ARREST HIM I HEARD HE LIVES IN THE NORTH
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hella funny!
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1 ReplyWhat the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little DeeJ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Seventh Column, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on #Destiny, and I have over 300 confirmed mutes. I am trained in argument warfare and I’m the top floodian on Bungie.net. You are nothing to me but just another Newfoman. I will ban you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of Recon, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of moderators across the forums and your Private Messages are being traced right now so you better prepare for the shitstorm, fgt. The shitstorm that bans your pathetic little thing you call your account. You’re -blam!-ing banned, kiddo. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can troll you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my MLG Razer Keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in Butthurt Feeding, but I have access to the all of the alts on Bungie.net and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable post off the face of the Universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing banned, kiddo.
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Hahahahahh well said OP
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Edited by The Cellar Door: 12/14/2014 5:42:15 AMHe's a goddam tool man and Santa was a goddamn commie
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5 RepliesI don't think so Tim
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Beautiful
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4 RepliesSanta is a pegboy anyway.
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11/10 Read it twice... [spoiler]Still funny...[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI want to copy paste this, go to the forum section that shall not be named, and post this on every "im better because X" thread I see. 10/10 would read again.
