What shall thy do? Smite thee with lightning? Come at thee!
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Glare at you until you die of fear. My death stare is super effective.
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*punches with fire*
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NOT MY HAMMER!
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Load you with blood thinners, stab a vein in your manhood, then put make you watch whatever arouses you the most.
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Well, I guess you're buying me a new PS4. If you can't afford it, I can always sell your organs to make up the price.
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Just, idk, sigh and go to bed I guess.
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You can't break my penis!
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*looks at the now broken possession* Oh. You gon' die.
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No you didn't! Why'd you lie to me?
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Edited by DE4THINC4RN4TE: 12/14/2014 1:38:51 AMYour world will burn. Your mind will be smashed. Your will, broken. I will see everything you hold dear systematically taken from you. You will regret this day.
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I don't really have one specifically, that's a really good thing...
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Whats my prize possession everything I have is replacea- NO YOU BROKE LANEY?! YOU BASTARD!!! >:( [spoiler]Don't hurt Laney unless you want me to hurt your.[/spoiler]
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Damn I'm going to need to make a new stash of porn :(
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Ur fookin DED m80 [spoiler]No hard feelings. You just broke something I loved, and it has to be done[/spoiler]
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Wait you broke that bottle of booze my step dad gave me on his death bed?! I AM GOING TO F[i]U[/i]CKING KILL YOU!
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I'm gonna stab you with a dildo in the eye
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Oh your done for
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You shall pay or damages and cost in rubber cement to repair it.
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Id crucify you on the nearby beach, you'd slowly starve and then when you are so weak from standing and not having food or water for days you'd slowly drown as the massive tide came in.
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You broke my ass? No wonder I haven't been able to poop in more than a week!
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Don't break my Kleenex!!!!
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You now have to pay 1.5 million U.S. For it!!!!
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But bb, you were my prized possession.
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Honestly? I'd probably murder you.
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But this carrot juice was all I had
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Y u do dis?