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Edited by Elazul:
12/10/2014 7:28:54 PM
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Eris: Would you bang?
Would you bang?
EDIT: Some of the replies from you all have been absolutely hilarious! Keep em' cumming!
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6 RepliesHer vajay-jay, has been inside a vajay-jay, for how ever long she's been down there. That meat muffin, I promise you, has more culture that New York, Paris and London combined. I wouldn't come within 10 feet of that gash. Not even with The Cure.
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2 RepliesWhy is there a no option?
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Hell no...I would rather not follow the countless thralls and knights who obviously had their way with her in the pit... Hive sloppy seconds isn't my idea of a fun time.
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22 Replies>community confirmed as being made up of desperate virgins
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6 RepliesDon't tell me you've never wanted to see three eyes looking up to you while getting a Beej
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4 RepliesYou know she'd give you hives Sorry
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2 RepliesI'll use her black wax as lube, should be fun.
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So my Titan is an EXO; I have no fear of biological contaminants, I don't need oxygen, I don't get sick, I don't feel pain, discomfort, or even pleasure in the exact same sense that humans do... ...and yet I [i]still[/i] wouldn't touch her with Crota's Sword. Chick creeps me the hell out.
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1 ReplyThis is as bad as offtopic
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I'd Exo-sex her
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2 RepliesIf I banged her how many motes of light would she drop?
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Too late that glowing green ball in her hand is my guardian semen
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1 ReplySure I'll just put a bag on my head too in case hers falls off.
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Sure, why not? I'm sure she's a sexy beast under all of those rags. She just better not be talking about how Crota was better in bed.
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With a mallet then use her 3rd eye to see if I get enlightened.
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Been there, done that... Tasted like stale tuna casserole.
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10 RepliesQueen>Eris
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Would bang/10
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6 RepliesEdited by Vietprodigy22: 12/10/2014 8:07:09 PMShe can't handle my[spoiler]dick of havoc[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI'm thinkin Atheon is a pretty damn sexy son of a bitch.
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If video games would support a "smell" device this thread would not exist.
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3 RepliesPretty sure she has some funky Hive STDs down there. Better watch out, or the next time you pee, you'll have a Solar Burn modifier on.
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I'm more into Xur... Those tentacles..... *sigh
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1 ReplyThat black wax won't be the only thing running down her face
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1 ReplyNo, but the Queen or The Stranger (I know she is an Exo and no, I don't care) I would.
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I feel like i would get an STD [spoiler]Shadow Transmitted Disease[/spoiler]
