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Edited by SteveCash3923:
12/10/2014 2:37:29 PM
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best one liner wins my extra expansion pass :)
Best one line joke will win my extra expansion pass. I will pick around 2:30 PM EST. Show me your best. Xbox one
[b]EDIT[/b] King butternubs won the pass yesterday but I appreciate everyone's jokes!
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You know who had a good idea? Hitler
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1 ReplyI once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.
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My wife said "get of destiny and do the dishes!" I replied " damit love I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain why I can't do the dishes!"
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You like dregs? Cuz I'm gonna be dregging my balls across Yer face tonight
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All of this is playable terrain.
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They call me Bungie because im out to screw you
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2 RepliesTheres a new drinking game, pick a random card out of a deck and if its black take a shot. Its called Ferguson
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What did one gay sperm say to the other? [spoiler]How are we gonna find the egg in all this shit!?[/spoiler]
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what kind of challange do arabs do? [spoiler]they do the ISIS bucket challange[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesHelp, hive fallen and I can't get up.
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I once tried to eat a clock [spoiler]it was very time consuming[/spoiler]
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Rekt em? Darn near killed em.
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A baby seal walks into a club.
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3 RepliesObamaCare
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1 Reply"I AM MICHAEL J CABOOSE AND I HATE TAXES" "No Caboose it's Texas..." "THAT TOO!"
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1 ReplyHere's the best joke: "OP actually gives away expansion pass"
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I could tell you why I dont need your expansion...
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1 ReplyDidn't we do this yesterday?
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10 RepliesShows the intelligence of this community that 99% of responses don't know the definition of a "one liner"
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I told my wife she looked better with her hair back, apparently that's an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
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My love for you is like diarrhea, i just can't hold it in
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Hello. I'm George McFly. I am your Density.
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2 RepliesI dont need your dlc pass but heres one anyway... "Destiny" Good joke huh?
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I am like a gorgon in bed..... [spoiler]i screech really loudly as I fūck 6 people[/spoiler]
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I once killed a man with this thumb
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5 RepliesWhy do squirrels swim on their backs? [spoiler]to keep their nuts dry. [/spoiler]
