[b][u]Part 1:[/b][/u] http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/81195029 [i](The transmission begins with the booming voice of Lord Shaxx, ranting and scolding Guardians on a failed skirmish) [/i] "... I - I'm sorry, sir! It won't happen again, sir!" [i](There is the sharp 'swoosh' of an electric door sliding shut, followed by a deep sigh)[/i] "...And so, once again, my fireteam has been decimated by the opposing force; my two exo brethren are in pieces and currently being reassembled by the Med-Frames. We were up against three female Awoken, all of them Hunters. They proceeded to manually probe our rear fuel ports with sniper rifles and rocket launchers for a solid [i]5 minutes[/i] before Lord Shaxx cut the skirmish short. In fact, had he not cut it short, I'd probably be a pile of shrapnel just like my Titan companions. Those ladies were fierce. ...But I managed to pick up one of their Ghost-numbers; we're going out for sushi this weekend." [i](There is the sound of a Ghost's chirping, signaling an incoming message)[/i] "Oh! I have to take this call. I bet it's Ikora Rey, responding to my proposal on the manipulation of Light for the purposes of making country music less awful." Ikora-! Talk to me!" [i](The transmissions ends abruptly)[/i]