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12/8/2014 5:49:06 PM
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Revenge
My "friend" put my toothbrush on his asshole this weekend and sadly... I used it...
Now I need to get him back...
I want it to be bad enough for him to never cross me again... But not so bad that I go to jail....
Please don't fail me now flood...
I need you...
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Shit in his brownies, cook them with brownie mix, then say 'I can't eat all these brownies, take some with you'
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2 RepliesSteal his pet while he's away Keep it in your freezer Help him search for the pet, as long as it takes Make signs and all that jazz Wait until he forgets, moves on. A year or two down the road. Make him stew or tacos or soup, ot doesnt matter really, just a meat dish for dinner or lunch sometime. Substitute the meat for his pet Tell him midway, after he says how delicious it is Show him the rest when he doesn't believe you Stab through the heart and use him as your next stew for his parents when they go looking for him and you repeat the process
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-blam!- his mom and/or his sister.
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Make brownies with shit in them and till him to help himself.
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2 RepliesTake all his shirts and have the right sleeve hemmed one inch shorter than the left...
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Edited by Ron Jeremy: 12/9/2014 7:16:23 PMIf he drinks coffee, use your jizz as his creamer, or jizz in mayo. [spoiler]or you could always give him windex in a powerade bottle[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesDo you want to keep him as a friend after the prank?
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1 ReplyJizz in his mayo Or make him ingest your jizz in some way
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2 RepliesPiss or jack-off in his mouth while he's sleeping.
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Replace his shampoo with your cum
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Piss into a water ballon and throw it at him
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11 RepliesHook up his water supply to a barrel of spit
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1 ReplyEdited by Apollo 00063: 12/9/2014 1:57:39 PMSoak his toothbrush in liquid pepper, like Insanity sauce....also hit some of his food, something he drinks and mouthwash if he uses it. Hit him with that sh*t randomly for a week - he will get the point. I had a roommate in the Army that tried to prank me all the time....two weeks of Insanity sauce treatment was enough for him to call a truce. I was relentless with it and used the entire bottle....nothing was safe, he told me later that he was so paranoid in our room that he wanted to request a move. He had a hard time pooping for a week after the 'treatment'. Never had to deal with his sh*t again.
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"Freind"? Make him an "ex-Friend" and be done with it. After you punch him in the nose....
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Use it while he is near you, smile and wink at him and tell him how good he tastes and you wish you could taste him for realz. Then when he flops his dick in your face, rub either deep heat or menthol on his dick and balls.
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Replace his lotion with icy hot. There's this other cream that you can replace his toothpaste with and it'll make his mouth numb.
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2 RepliesAt least it was just on it and not in it.
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1 ReplyI will think you up something.... I just need time
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I need help
