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Edited by Jono:
11/29/2014 9:19:12 AM
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You're walking alone at night
Your car broke down and you are stranded in the middle of nowhere. The nearest gas station is 20 miles away. You don't have a cellphone to call anybody. Its foggy and you can barely see anything.
You start walking towards the gas station when suddenly you start to hear some rustling sounds behind you... and then this song starts to play.
What do you do?
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Edited by Tux: 12/18/2014 9:47:38 PMTurn around and find what is making the sounds and then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Run because 343 is likely behind that and out for both of us.
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Cry. [spoiler]lots of crying[/spoiler]
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Get eaten.
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Throw a pokeball?
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1 Reply*Knees weak.* *Arms heavy.* *Vomit on sweater.* *Moms spaghetti.*
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THE FLOOOD!!!
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I start a freestyle rap to the song because my rhymes are so fly that'll leviate and float my way to safety.
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Go to the truck and take out my super deluxe rare staff with a bone on top. Muttering random words, I call upon my wolf pack and they instantly teleport to me. Surrounded by me brothers and sisters, I run toward the rustling sounds and let out a vicious howl as I transform into a werewolf.
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Shit fire
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Shoot first... Actually just shoot.
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Check to see if I have a shotgun, if not, get any weapon I may or may not have, and run like a pansy because I don't have a shotty.
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Activate my night vision and go into my true form [spoiler]A XENOMORPH[/spoiler]
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Someone better hand me a shotgun...
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Edited by Mr Sandy: 12/18/2014 2:51:48 AMIf you're wondering "well how my car break don??!" The above video will answer that
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The rest of the story...
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run, throw rocks behind myself.
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*starts jamming* *hears another rustle* *sprints for life*
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A wild Zimmerman appeared!
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pull out my harpoon because it is more than likely jaws
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2 Replies*braces* This is how I die.
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Reach for my magnum
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Kill EVERYONE
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Get ready to see my cousin.
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Shia lebeouf
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*cracks knuckles* *pulls knife out of boot* *runs into fields*
