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Edited by xXZeroShikiXx: 1/31/2015 8:10:57 AM
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Destiny "Yo Mama" Jokes

Is she fat? Stupid? Ugly? Immature, worn out, often ridiculous, and always good for a cheap laugh. I'd like to see what everyone comes up with, so please join in and throw out your best destiny themed Yo Mama jokes. "Yo mama is so fat, her jump ship can only hop". Edit: [Cool, up to 58 replies, seen a lot of awesome ones out there too lol, keep em coming]
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  • Edited by EffinWat: 11/29/2014 7:23:16 AM
    Your mom is so UGLY AND FAT that she is the final boss in the 3rd DLC Raid. Your mom is so stupid, she has to farm so she can level up her Intelligence gear. Your mom is so fat it takes an entire raid group of jumpships to get her ass to orbit. Your mom is so ugly, because she couldn't see the rest of that haircut during character creation and Bungie forgot to add a barbershop to the game.

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