There was this kid I knew who was really weird. Let's call him Matthew. He idolized me. I like Assassin's Creed? Well, the next day he has like three AC books. He also wore the same torn, stained pair of pants every day. Anyway, I did a lot of work on a single piece of paper. So, of course, Matthew accidentally spills water on it. I get a little pissed, he says sorry, and I go "no problem" But then he commits seppuku right there with his pen. Although no blood was drawn as far as I could tell, he broke the goddamn pen. Still scared of that kid.