I would post this over at Waypoint, but they'd probably ban me.
[b]343:[/b]
There was only one game mode.
[b]PROPHET OF TRUTH:[/b]
One? Are you sure?
[b]343:[/b]
Yes. They called it...Matchmaking.
[b]PROPHET OF MERCY:[/b]
Why was it not launched successfully, with the rest of the game?
[b]343:[/b]
It fled playtesting, as we sent it to the retailers.
[b]343:[/b]
But I followed with all the patches in my command.
[b]PROPHET OF TRUTH:
[/b]
When you first saw Halo, were you blinded by its majesty?
[b]343:[/b]
Blinded?
[b]PROPHET OF REGRET:[/b]
Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?
[b]343:[/b]
No.
[b]PROPHET OF REGRET:[/b]
Yet the bugs were able to evade your network engineers, land on the Sacred Multiplayer, and desecrate it with their filthy footsteps!
[b]343:[/b]
Noble Heirarchs...surely you understand that once the forums attacked...
The forum members begin to shout.
[b]PROPHET OF MERCY:[/b]
There will be order in this forum!
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PROPHET OF TRUTH:[/b]
You were right to focus your attention on the Campaign, but these problems, these 30 minute wait times...
[b]343:[/b]
By the time I learned of Microsoft's launch deadline, there was nothing I could do.
[b]PROPHET OF REGRET (whispering):[/b]
Prophet of Truth, this has gone on long enough. Make an example of this bungler. The Community demands it.
[b]PROPHET OF TRUTH:[/b]
You are one of our most cherished developers. Briefly have you led your franchise with mediocrity and adequacy, but your inability to safeguard Matchmaking...was a colossal failure.
[b]COUNCIL PROPHET:[/b]
Nay, it was heresy!
[b]343:
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I will continue my campaign against the bugs.
[b]PROPHET OF TRUTH:[/b]
No! You will not. Soon the Christmas season shall begin. But when it does, the weight of your heresy will stay your feet, and your game shall be left behind.
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