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#Halo

4/16/2008 3:31:00 PM
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Why, Bungie, why??? Now with the best responses!

Ok, here are the problems I am experiencing on Blackout. First, I can't jump from R2D2 over to C3PO anymore. Then when I do make a jump from Z28 to U2, I always end up falling back into WD40... WTF? And why in the world would you put equipment on blackout? I stroll around the corner to pick up that big long gun that has the really powerful binoculars on it, and there is a G-Unit laying there. A F-ING G-Unit Bungie. I mean seriously. And whats up with the big fan thing thats like an elevator? I remember in lockout there was a magical beam of light that moved me up to the top of that platform where I used to always die because people would shoot that exploding rectangle thing from the top of that other building with the gun that shoots three bullets at a time and kinda looks like an M16, but I can't remember whats its called. Anyway, now its just a big fan. How did technology go backwards? We went from a magical beam of floaty, lifting light to just a big fan. And there used to be a window in that one room where you can go down to pick up that power sword thing. I can't remember what that room is supposed to be, but I guess its a gymnasium since it has a basketball goal in it. Anyway, there isn't a window there anymore and that sucks because I used to be able to look out the window and see when the other team was coming in the room so that I could squat down so they don't see me on the radar and then jump out on them like a ninja with a shotgun and blast them with it. Thats probably my favorite part of Halo is hiding there and waiting for them to come in while I squat down and then shoot them with a shotgun. Its so fun. I used to do that on Guardian alot with a Mauler alot but I think my XBox is messed up because now the Maulers don't show up anymore, so maybe my disk is scratched where the Mauler data is or something. But anyway, there's no window in the gymnasium. Maybe its so the ball doesn't fly out into the ocean or whatever but could you please put it back. Anyway, Bungie can you please fix all this stuff? Thanks. [b]Here are the best responses to this thread[/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Cold [b]Cry moar plz.[/b] The technology went from Forerunner, to human. Idiot. People on the internet are stupid these days.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XanaduDestroysU Go play Halo 2 if you miss lockout.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cusejuice22 congratulations dude u have problems[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] qod1337 I dont understant what your saying, you jump from R2D2 to C3PO W.T.F?Also whats a g-unit???? [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halo Creed When did Halo turn into Star Wars? The gun with a really powerful binocular is called a [b]Sniper Rifle[/b] and whats a g-unit? I never knew 50-cent was an equipment in halo.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leatherface Ace that has got to be the longest and most geyest forum post on this whole website. thank you for single handedly defying the limits of human stupidity while at the same time letting us all know you dont like girls.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] baconsambj69 It's on an oil rig idiot, you expect there to be a big floaty beam on a oil rig? [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sovietkitty 101 Dude, are you like, stupid on purpose? If you are your good at it[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SPONDULICKS omg are u 5? u dont know enything about the maps do u? and if u care this much about the map pple would think that u actually know the back ground to the maps *sigh*[/quote] [b]And finally...[/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Carbine Guy132 Yeah you're most definitely. a moron. Equipment is there because this is HALO 3, not HALO 2, learn to adapt. If you want to make the arrangement like you want it, FORGE it. Secondly, you're mad because you can't camp with the shotgun? Seriously get a different gun, a different tactic, and try to shoot someone with it. You'll get better at Halo. And secondly, I believe LOCKOUT was a FORERUNNER structure, and now BLACKOUT is a HUMAN structure, therefor humans don't have beams of light that lift you up, they have fans. And how the hell is that even relevant? [/quote] [b]Late additions...[/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] McSpizzy Fist, you people start complaining about not having lockout on Halo 3. Now, you're complaining about how much it sucks. It's not actually that bad. If you think you could do better, work for Bungie![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXSACUIXx Play the game and except it for what it is. If Bungie would have kept it the same which you most likely want you would still be here complaining about how they didn't change anything.[/quote] [Edited on 04.17.2008 3:01 PM PDT]
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  • "G-Unit laying there. A F-ING G-Unit Bungie. I mean seriously. " I peed my pants reading this. Then I promised myself I wouldn't pee my pants if I read it again, but now I am going to change my underwear.

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  • haha this is great. ily.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Cold [b]Cry moar plz.[/b] The technology went from Forerunner, to human. Idiot. People on the internet are stupid these days.[/quote] Speak for yourself, dip-blam!-.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Cold [b]Cry moar plz.[/b] The technology went from Forerunner, to human. Idiot. People on the internet are stupid these days.[/quote] you win the "Most Ironic Post of The Day" medal. now try to swallow it.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Cold [b]Cry moar plz.[/b] The technology went from Forerunner, to human. Idiot. People on the internet are stupid these days.[/quote] WOW, what a moron.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BeaverNTN Ok, here are the problems I am experiencing on Blackout. First, I can't jump from R2D2 over to C3PO anymore. Then when I do make a jump from Z28 to U2, I always end up falling back into WD40... WTF? And why in the world would you put equipment on blackout? I stroll around the corner to pick up that big long gun that has the really powerful binoculars on it, and there is a G-Unit laying there. A F-ING G-Unit Bungie. I mean seriously. And whats up with the big fan thing thats like an elevator? I remember in lockout there was a magical beam of light that moved me up to the top of that platform where I used to always die because people would shoot that exploding rectangle thing from the top of that other building with the gun that shoots three bullets at a time and kinda looks like an M16, but I can't remember whats its called. Anyway, now its just a big fan. How did technology go backwards? We went from a magical beam of floaty, lifting light to just a big fan. And there used to be a window in that one room where you can go down to pick up that power sword thing. I can't remember what that room is supposed to be, but I guess its a gymnasium since it has a basketball goal in it. Anyway, there isn't a window there anymore and that sucks because I used to be able to look out the window and see when the other team was coming in the room so that I could squat down so they don't see me on the radar and then jump out on them like a ninja with a shotgun and blast them with it. Thats probably my favorite part of Halo is hiding there and waiting for them to come in while I squat down and then shoot them with a shotgun. Its so fun. I used to do that on Guardian alot with a Mauler alot but I think my XBox is messed up because now the Maulers don't show up anymore, so maybe my disk is scratched where the Mauler data is or something. But anyway, there's no window in the gymnasium. Maybe its so the ball doesn't fly out into the ocean or whatever but could you please put it back. Anyway, Bungie can you please fix all this stuff? Thanks. [/quote] [b]YOU[/b] my friend get the coveted [b]McVities Medal of Sarcasm[/b] - kudos for that refreshing rant!! And for anyone who fell for it (i'll read the replies in a mo), I will double up and cry if I read: [b]"I never used to fall down to wd40 when jumping from u28 it sux now"[/b] LOLOLOLOL!!! You've made the last two days of crap on this forum funny, kudos!!

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  • Hahaha legendary thread. Nice dude. Laughed a few times and smiled even more.

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  • I agree completely, the G-Unit just ruins the map.

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  • Blackout is not Covenant Eltie Raptor!!!!!!!

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  • He was the gold guy in Star Wars

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  • Awesome, but I just don't get ''C3PO''.

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  • *Saves Thread* Funny -blam!-.

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  • I'm saving this...GENIUS!

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  • Best Post Ever congradulations on winning the internet

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  • Dude.... dude.... dude...... That was -blam!- hilarious. I just read it and thought I'd give it a bump for all the people that didn't get to read it after it died.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Cold [b]Cry moar plz.[/b] The technology went from Forerunner, to human. Idiot. People on the internet are stupid these days.[/quote] Hmmm...odd that you called him an idiot since you spelled "more" wrong. Also, you're so damn stupid you can't tell he's joking.

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  • I love you guys.

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  • Domo Arigato, Mr Roboto.

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  • very well written sir, very well written.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sovietkitty 101 Dude, are you like, stupid on purpose? If you are your good at it[/quote] Stupid is as stupid does, thats what my momma always used to say.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leatherface Ace that has got to be the longest and most geyest forum post on this whole website. thank you for single handedly defying the limits of human stupidity while at the same time letting us all know you dont like girls.[/quote] Thank YOU for single-handedly butchering the English language. Somebody get this kid a spell-checker. Congrats on being the epitemy of stupidity.

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  • Any time I hear a complaint on Blackout, I will direct them to this post. This is that funny.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BeaverNTN [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Elit3 R3ap3r 257 Even the little details deserve a wall of text, apparently. Joking, joking. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BeaverNTN And whats up with the big fan thing thats like an elevator? I remember in lockout there was a magical beam of light that moved me up to the top of that platform where I used to always die because people would shoot that exploding rectangle thing from the top of that other building with the gun that shoots three bullets at a time and kinda looks like an M16, but I can't remember whats its called. Anyway, now its just a big fan. How did technology go backwards? We went from a magical beam of floaty, lifting light to just a big fan. [/quote] Uhh, Lockout was Forerunner. Were you kidding about that?[/quote] Forerunner??? You mean like a Toyota?[/quote] _OFT~!_ Oh my lord are there really people who don;t get this is a joke? I laughed my ass off when I got to R2D2 and didn't stop the whole time. This is what I needed to help me deal with this evil little map. Now I will be thinking of this as I die a million times on blackout.

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  • Dude, are you like, stupid on purpose? If you are your good at it

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  • If only more posts were like this one...I think I ruined my keyboard at work by spitting diet coke all over it when I read R2D2 and C3PO.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DTB SOLDIER [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Cold [b]Cry moar plz.[/b] The technology went from Forerunner, to human. Idiot. People on the internet are stupid these days.[/quote] Um excuse me IDIOT, in case u didnt realize he was being sarcastic, and doing a fine job of might i add. Secondly, humans are the forerunners. Kill urself.[/quote] I second that. "I can has razor blade?"

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