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#Offtopic
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your crotch." The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."
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See what I did there Ereht did I tahw ees
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There was once a party but then everybody farted and now it's called a [spoiler]farty[/spoiler]
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So a class has a class party, and they are all required to bring something. One person signs up to bring some fanta (the soda). You know what he is called now? [spoiler]Fanta Claus![/spoiler]
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How about Santa-ception? [spoiler]Santa sitting on Santa's lap![/spoiler]
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There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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I could tell you...
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Did you hear about the butcher killed by falling meat?
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Lord Saladin's Iron Boner was too hard. I got pounded and now I'm very butt hurt about it
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So Ppal just had a baby. I'll spare you the details, but it was appalling.
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The description of this weapon, despite it being from the game that is despised in the Floodian domain, has a[i] [b]LOOPED DESCRIPTION. A FREAKING LOOPED DESCRIPTION.[/b][/i]
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I've told you stop saying "5", I've literally told you 5 times! Are you listening to me? Tell me how many times I've told you to stop saying "5".
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Does a deck of all decks contain itself? New mission: decline this mission.
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Never take any advice
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Hey look over there at what I did.
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Edited by Mr. Grips: 11/24/2014 7:20:27 PMWhere do generals keep their armies?[spoiler]In their sleevies! :D[/spoiler]
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How can I type without a physical form?
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10/5 people can't count.
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Potatoes
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Did you hear about the circus fire?
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This statement is false
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I got [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
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Censored
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Cheerio.